Anyways, Sam Is A Neat Freak And Bucky Is A Messy Eater(🤭). And It Drives Sam Crazy Seeing Bucky’s

I’m sorry I screwed up. Screwed up? Get out of here. I did. You never messed up like I have. You never got shot out of the sky and nosedived into the Indian Ocean. You’re always on point. Yeah. Because if I’m not on point… I feel like I let down everyone else who was fightin’ for a seat at that table. That’s pressure, man. It weighs on you. Makes you wonder if you’ll ever just be… enough. Where I grew up, I only ever got to see heroes online. Or on TV. It always felt so far away. And I kept thinkin’ maybe if I get out of Miami, you know, maybe one day I could be… Don’t say AntMan. No, man. I wanted to be you. Well… Sam Wilson. Because that guy? That guy won’t ever give up. That pressure, that responsibility you talk about? I want that too, man.

ANTHONY MACKIE & DANNY RAMIREZ Captain America: Brave New World | 2025

oh how i love you sam wilson, my captain america <3

((RusAme from hell (it’s my Russia and my friend’s stupid Marines USA enjoy))

I had really hard time finding a reason for being over there, you know? — But you’re happy now, back in the world? — Hey, the number of people giving me orders is down to about zero. So, hell yeah.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2014 | dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

Philomena Cunk (Walking outside among a vast green countryside): Today in yet another pursuit of knowledge about our earth, I'll be visiting England. But not the England that you might be thinking of. Who better to ask all sorts of pressing questions about the history of this country, than the country himself? That's why I'm visiting the personification of England himself, at his own home.

(cut to England's home library, they sit across from each other)

Philomena Cunk: Canadian Geese were first introduced by King Henry eye-vee and have since become a big problem. As a personification who has witnessed lots of maiming from the olden days, would you say that the threat of a goose attack is just as strong today?

England (composed): You'd like me to compare geese from different times?

Philomena Cunk: I've a mate who's aunt lost an eye to one. She said the nasty little birds have a special bacteria in their mouth that's quite deadly.

England: Is that so?

Philomena Cunk:

killing his publicist

Why, yes, I will like every Sam Wilson edit set to this song. Thanks for asking ;)

Germany puts this sign up for every G7 meeting.

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

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