Who Else Loves Making Spell Bottles But Can’t Find Easy Items For What I Want It To Do?

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

Head empty just armin in a skirt

@anti-candy

Dear Lady D, I followed your advise on having a dream journal to list down every thing I see while sleeping. I now have a bunch of numbers, sayings, and colours. But I'm not exactly sure how to check how they're relevant to my life? Deeply gratefull for any advice!

What to Do with the Symbols in Your Dreams

They are messages that need interpreting.

NUMBERS

See the matching dates. 127 could be December 7th or July 12th. Mark both on your calendar. Something major could happen then.

Add the numbers together until you end up with one digit. 1 + 2 + 7 = 10. 1+ 0 = 1. Something important could take place on the first. Or you might win first place in a contest.

Check if you know anyone whose address or license plate number has 127 in it. They could play an important role in the coming days.

LETTERS

See if they are someone’s initials. CB could be your friend Charlie Bonnet. J could be short for your ex Jay. Either of them could call you soon.

Google if they represent a company. JNJ stands for Johnson & Johnson. Maybe you are being advised to apply for a job there.

Look around for nearby billboards or posters with those letters. There might be words around it that you need to be reminded of, or phone numbers you can use to win the lottery.

COLORS

Ask yourself how the color makes you feel. Does orange make you happy? A new source of joy might show itself to you soon.

Think of what the color represents. Gold means glamour, wealth and royalty. Fame might be on its way to you, along with prosperity.

Think of who is in love with that color. If you know someone obsessed with pink, ask them how they are. They might need you right now.

ANIMALS

Think of the animal’s reputation. Snakes are feared. Perhaps you are being warned against potential danger.

But how do you feel about the animal? If you think snakes are wise creatures, then some sort of enlightenment could be coming towards you.

Remember how you reacted. If you ran away from a dog, you are being asked to be brave. But if you were happy in that dream, you could soon meet a new friend.

FOOD

Find out what the food is known for. If you dream of spinach, your body might be telling you it is low on iron.

Ask yourself what the food means to you. If M&M’s reminds you of fond childhood memories, perhaps it is time to be more childlike again to achieve more happiness.

Google the restaurants nearby that sell that appetizer, meal or dessert. That is where you could meet your next lover.

WORDS

Take them as straightforward advice. “All we have is now.” Translation: Life is short. Do that thing you are scared to. Ask your crush out. Demand a raise. Fight back.

Check out the source. “Impossible is nothing” is an Adidas tagline. The next person you see wearing Adidas shoes could be the one for you.

Remember who always used to say those words. “That’s hot” is a Paris Hilton trademark. You might find yourself traveling to Paris soon enough.

warnings: gender neutral reader, subby lixie, pet play, possession kink, degradation, edging, overstimulation etc

[i added some visual aids because i just couldn’t help myself]

oh god it’s too early in the morning for me to be thinking about subby felix, but here we are

ever day i think about how pretty lixie would look in pastel lingerie, kitty stockings and ears…

and maybe a long fluffy tail plug, he would love those so much!

he loves it when you dress him up

wants to be your sweet little kitten doll forever and ever :( <3

he’s the sweetest, whiniest sub in the whole world

for real, he’s the most obedient kitten ever- 

though he has his little moments too

you make it very clear to him that you own him

he’s your kitty, and no one else’s.

and he knows! he loves belonging to you. 

definitely finds it hot when you’re possessive, which is why he tries to make you jealous from time to time

flirting with other people

wearing his shortest skirts out in public

answering the door in his pretty pink kitty outfit

he may love having all eyes on him, but really he’s just trying to get your attention

does tend to get a little bratty when you ignore him, tho

but not too bratty, don’t worry- the position of brattiest kitten is taken by someone else in skz

ofc you have a lot of patience, and the punishments usually end up in him not cumming for months

which is not what he wanted, he just wanted to be fucked into the mattress :(

begs a lot

you don’t give him the time of day tho

until he decides to go all out ;)

you come home one day to him tied up on the bed

his ears are on his soft, fluffy head

his collar tight around his neck

and his little plug snuggly in his hole :3

he’d whine at you, begging for you to ruin him

“please, i need you so bad, want you to fuck me till i can’t even remember my name anymore, want it deep-”

he’d just keep mumbling incoherencies, his pink dick standing at attention and already dribbling pre-cum all over himself >.<

oh god, you would go absolutely crazy-

how can you look at that sight and not want to ruin your perfect baby?

you love punishing felix, tbh

he’s usually such a good baby for you, so punishments are rare

so when he does act up, you make sure the punishment is one he’ll never forget

he’s so responsive…

so sensitive

each and every sound he makes forces you to ruin him even more

edging him…oh god

his deep voice would get so much more high pitched

his whiny moans are your absolute favorite.

you love dragging it out, stroking him ever so slowly just so you can hear more of those heavenly noises that spill from his mouth

there’d be tears running down his smooth skin

you’d rub them into his cheek with your fingers….maybe push one into his mouth so that he can suck on it

oh, and you’re right!

when you finally decide to let him reach his high, he would cum a lot.

you’d degrade him when he does

“look how much there is. you made such a mess of yourself, my little slut…i didn’t even do much to you~”

god he loves it

he loves it when you’re mean

secretly also loves it when you overstimulate him

you’d keep tugging at his cock even after he cums, determined to get more out of him

it hurts, but like i said before, he loves it!

he’s just a painslut tbh.

at the end of the day though, he needs reassurance. 

he needs you to praise him, count his freckles, press little kisses to his skin and stroke his hair gently

cause you mean the most to him

loves and trusts you so so much!

pls take care of this baby <3

Recharge after Readings🌙

Here are some ideas to help you get some expended energy back after divination!

✨Eat something that makes you feel good. Some of my favorite post divination snacks: Avocado toast with hemp hearts, fruit, homemade soup.

✨Read a book or watch a tv show. Just make sure it’s relaxing to you. Something suspenseful won’t help as much.

✨Make yourself some tea. Chamomile with lavender is my favorite to help me recharge and relax. You can use any blend that you like.

✨Turn on some upbeat music you enjoy. Sing! Maybe dance around a bit, if you’re into that.

✨Take a shower or bath. Soak up the energy from the warm (or hot) water.

✨Meditate. Even 10 minutes of meditation after divination can help. And sometimes it can provide further insight after especially difficult readings.

✨Diffuse some essential oils. Lemon and orange always help me feel more energized.

✨Drink water. Hydration helps everything.

✨Add to this list anything that helps you recharge after readings. You can do one of them or many. Don’t forget your energy is valuable! If you are feeling especially drained, try taking a nap if you can. Treat yourself 🌷🌷🌷

Put this healing rune on your pill bottles with blue ink!

Why do anti sjw ex muslims exist?

I think the answer is simply because “sjw’s” and “tumblr feminism” have failed ex muslims. When you have this ‘protect all muslims at all costs not matter what’ mentality where you can’t acknowledge the fact that muslims can infact oppress, abuse, disown and kill people for leaving islam, and just continue to ignore this and be ignorant and worry more about appearing like you are a worldly and caring person who cares about women and the world, but you refuse to acknowledge the struggles of people who actually are oppressed and who’s lives are ruined because of religion, you have failed them.

That’s why people become angry and bitter, because you’re implying they don’t matter and the people and religion that are hurting them and ruining their lives and causing them to live in fear and secrecy are worth more and need to be protected and aren’t doing anything wrong and you’re failing to protect people that really need to be protected too. 

This isn’t the oppression Olympics. Yes muslims suffer from a lot of prejudice. But you know what? Ex muslims get treated the exact same way, some of us still dress like muslims, we still have to pretend to be muslims in order to be safe and ontop of that deal with the shitshorm that comes with being an ex muslim, living a life where you can’t be yourself, worrying about your family finding out, disowning you and all the abuse and how badly muslims treat you. I don’t know why muslims think it’s some kind of oppression competition. It’s not hard to open your eyes and admit the way you treat ex muslims is disgusting and treat us like human beings.