I Am A(n):

I will commit a war crime for Junpei Yoshino. It's only a matter of time at this point.

Everyday I sharpen my axe, grinding upon the wheel of anguish, as I think about filleting Mahito like the disgusting fish he is.

Is this the nonsensical ramblings of an exhausted weeb or is this the bloody battlecry of revenge?

🔮 13 goals of a witch 🔮

How to cultivate each goal

✨ I. Know yourself: practice mindfulness and meditation, start journaling daily, analyze your dreams, define your core values, take a few minutes every day to pause and observe the world around you, make lists of everything that defines you (your favorite movies, your political beliefs, your favorite books, your best and worst memories, etc).

🕯️ II. Know your craft: understand the different types of witches, and which one you feel closest to, define your position on religion vs. spirituality, learn about witchcraft, wicca and paganism, meet with witches online or in your city, attend workshops and seminars on spirituality, tarot, and herbalism, acquire knowledge in the history of your craft.

📚 III. Learn: never stop learning, read books from different point of view, understand the intersectionality of witches’ experience, learn about witches from other cultures, understand the link between feminism and witchcraft, record everything you are learning in a journal, and learn from different sources (books, podcasts, online forums, social media, articles, academic papers, documentaries etc).

🦉 IV. Apply knowledge with wisdom: use everything you are learning to make informed decisions about your life, find mentors and experienced witches to learn from, wisdom is acquired through experience so practice your craft, and accept that you will make mistakes, write them down in your journal to remember them and learn from them.

⚖️ V. Achieve balance: embrace opposites, take care of yourself and work hard on your dreams, list your priorities for the coming months and focus on them, maintain a schedule and give yourself peaceful moments during the day, have diverse hobbies that fit into your craft (writing, gardening, crafting, cooking, baking, exercising), balance your time surrounded by people and your time spent alone.

💭 VI. Keep your thoughts in good order: journal your daily life, use tarot and divination as tools to understand yourself, practice setting intentions, use mantras as guidance in your meditation, identify your negative thoughts and practice spells and rituals of banishment for this negative energy, learn breathing exercises to keep your mind connected with the body.

💬 VII. Keep your words in good order: take yourself seriously, be mindful about what you say to yourself and to others, understand the power and bond of a promise, use words as verbalization of your intentions, practice honesty and avoid lying, speak out loud when spell casting.

🎉 VIII. Celebrate life: practice gratefulness by writing daily lists of everything you are grateful for in your life, enjoy daily rituals and the magic of everyday life, plan and organise witches’ sabbats with loved ones, or by yourself, celebrate every accomplishment and every victory.

🌙 IX. Attune with the cycles: learn about the seasonal changes and the witches’ sabbats to acquire a stronger connection to the sun and the earth, celebrate pagan festivals and the Wheel of the Year, practice your magic in connection to the lunar cycle, understand the power of each moon phase, and accept that your energy levels are not always the same, which means that you cannot hold the same expectations on yourself all the time.

🥦 X. Breath and eat correctly: learn yoga, meditation and breathing exercises, practice stretching your body and breathing to expand your muscles, do not diet or restrict but learn to eat healthy while indulging on guilty pleasures sometimes, abstain from regular usage of drugs or alcohol, practice healthy habits.

🤸 XI. Exercise the body: learn to love your body no matter what, and practice self-love by moving it in a way that feels right to you, have walks and hikes in nature, build your strength, learn flexibility exercises, practice cardio to breath better, not to lose weight, switch training exercises regularly, and focus on moving your body everyday.

🧘 XII. Meditate: thrive to meditate at least 10 minutes daily, use mantras to set specific intentions or practice breathing techniques, do not hesitate to use YouTube videos or apps to learn it, meditation is a skill just like anything else, practice for 30 minutes or 1 hour straight at least once a month, join meditation classes or zen temples to get help from a community.

🙏 XIII. Honor your deities: educate yourself on deities you’d like to follow, based on symbolism and what they represent, understand their connection to you and practice rituals to honor them, be mindful of what you ask of them, learn to draw a circle to protect yourself from harmful spirits while calling on them, and if you do not feel comfortable with personified Goddesses and Gods, honor nature deities such as the Moon, the Sun, and the Earth.

pretty and polished - nagi seishiro

18+ content ahead!

cw: handjob, sub!nagi (kinda), no specified gender for reader but u do have nails on, just a sweet lil bit of domestic filth yknow

"you're home early!"

you walk into your apartment to see your boyfriend sprawled on the couch, mindlessly playing a game on his phone while a cooking show drones on the tv in the background.

"hm? oh, yeah, we left practice early to avoid the storm that's coming in tonight. where have you been?" nagi asks, eyeing you as you toe off your sneakers and set your keys and wallet down. the metal scrapes on the wood of the entryway table, and you shuffle over to the couch to sit right at his waist. he hums in contentment when your hand reaches over to slide through his snowy hair.

your hand on his scalp gives him your answer. "i got my nails redone!" the other hand comes up to show him a pretty baby blue on your fingertips. it makes the color of your skin more vibrant, he notices.

"mm. pretty."

his reaction seems as if he couldn't care less, but you know nagi much better than that. his cacao eyes have a particular twinkle to them when he looks back down at his phone, one that you know all too well. experimentally, you oh-so-lightly drag your nails down his chest, skimming his stomach.

the muscles on his abs jerk. bingo.

the palm resting on the hem of his sweats lifts a touch as the fabric starts to strain against his growing erection. nagi blinks up lazily at you.

"what are you doing?"

his voice is steady, but the shake of his fingers as they graze over the hand on his stomach tell a different story.

"oh, nothing," you smile, "just lay back and relax, hm?"

he nods, clicking his phone off and resting it on his chest. he watches as your fingers tuck under the elastic of his pants and snap them back against his skin. he doesn't miss the scrape of your nails on his lower tummy.

his cock twitches. fuck, he's hard.

again, you skim your hand into his pants. his breathing is picking up its pace, and your free hand traces down his cheek, a polished nail rubbing over the plush of his bottom lip. he presses a feathery kiss to it, and you return the favor with a syrupy smile.

"s..stop teasing..." nagi whispers. "just do it."

you lean down and press a kiss to his clothed pectoral. "sure, baby."

finally, god, finally, you peel off the top of his pants and briefs just enough for his dick to spring out. the tip is already weeping with precum, the head flushed an aggravated pink. the sight makes your mouth water and your hand wraps his girth, one finger closing around at a time. the blue of your nails look almost neon in contrast to the glow of pink on his head. swiping your thumb over his slit, you collect the precum that's oozed out, and swipe it around the bulb of the tip.

nagi's swallowing his breaths now, his tongue dry and his fingers twitching. his chest feels like it's about to explode under your fingertips. "baby, please, go faster."

humming, you quickly jerk your hand up the length of his cock, then twist it as you slide it back down, beginning to set a rhythm. you lean down, gathering saliva in your mouth, and let it pool from your lips and onto the head to alleviate the friction. the mixture puddles in the creases of your hand, and a drop rolls over one of your nails. nagi's vision tunnels on it, watching with the precision of a needle hooking a thread as the lubrication trails down your finger, your knuckle, your wrist.

his throat gives way to choked out whines, pants, anything to relieve the bubbling in his chest. they bounce off the walls of the room, the noise of the tv long forgotten.

you're jerking him faster, with more pressure, curling your wrist with every downstroke, and nagi thinks he might pass out. the pressure in his gut sends sparks up his spine, til his face and ears flush with incinerating heat.

"baby, baby- i...!!"

his hips seize upwards, one of his legs coming up, searching for reprieve on the fabric of the couch. a long, drawn-out groan escapes his mouth, and his cock twitches in your hand as a thin stream of cum bursts up and falls on your hand.

you keep stroking him, shushing him while he catches his breath until all his release is coating your hand and dribbling off your arm and onto his thighs. your thumb kisses his tip one last time as his length falls limp in your hand.

once his vision clears, nagi laces his fingers between your cum-coated ones, and he brings them to his mouth, pressing his lips to your knuckles.

he makes a mental note to send you money for the nails later.

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🔮 13 goals of a witch 🔮

How to cultivate each goal

✨ I. Know yourself: practice mindfulness and meditation, start journaling daily, analyze your dreams, define your core values, take a few minutes every day to pause and observe the world around you, make lists of everything that defines you (your favorite movies, your political beliefs, your favorite books, your best and worst memories, etc).

🕯️ II. Know your craft: understand the different types of witches, and which one you feel closest to, define your position on religion vs. spirituality, learn about witchcraft, wicca and paganism, meet with witches online or in your city, attend workshops and seminars on spirituality, tarot, and herbalism, acquire knowledge in the history of your craft.

📚 III. Learn: never stop learning, read books from different point of view, understand the intersectionality of witches’ experience, learn about witches from other cultures, understand the link between feminism and witchcraft, record everything you are learning in a journal, and learn from different sources (books, podcasts, online forums, social media, articles, academic papers, documentaries etc).

🦉 IV. Apply knowledge with wisdom: use everything you are learning to make informed decisions about your life, find mentors and experienced witches to learn from, wisdom is acquired through experience so practice your craft, and accept that you will make mistakes, write them down in your journal to remember them and learn from them.

⚖️ V. Achieve balance: embrace opposites, take care of yourself and work hard on your dreams, list your priorities for the coming months and focus on them, maintain a schedule and give yourself peaceful moments during the day, have diverse hobbies that fit into your craft (writing, gardening, crafting, cooking, baking, exercising), balance your time surrounded by people and your time spent alone.

💭 VI. Keep your thoughts in good order: journal your daily life, use tarot and divination as tools to understand yourself, practice setting intentions, use mantras as guidance in your meditation, identify your negative thoughts and practice spells and rituals of banishment for this negative energy, learn breathing exercises to keep your mind connected with the body.

💬 VII. Keep your words in good order: take yourself seriously, be mindful about what you say to yourself and to others, understand the power and bond of a promise, use words as verbalization of your intentions, practice honesty and avoid lying, speak out loud when spell casting.

🎉 VIII. Celebrate life: practice gratefulness by writing daily lists of everything you are grateful for in your life, enjoy daily rituals and the magic of everyday life, plan and organise witches’ sabbats with loved ones, or by yourself, celebrate every accomplishment and every victory.

🌙 IX. Attune with the cycles: learn about the seasonal changes and the witches’ sabbats to acquire a stronger connection to the sun and the earth, celebrate pagan festivals and the Wheel of the Year, practice your magic in connection to the lunar cycle, understand the power of each moon phase, and accept that your energy levels are not always the same, which means that you cannot hold the same expectations on yourself all the time.

🥦 X. Breath and eat correctly: learn yoga, meditation and breathing exercises, practice stretching your body and breathing to expand your muscles, do not diet or restrict but learn to eat healthy while indulging on guilty pleasures sometimes, abstain from regular usage of drugs or alcohol, practice healthy habits.

🤸 XI. Exercise the body: learn to love your body no matter what, and practice self-love by moving it in a way that feels right to you, have walks and hikes in nature, build your strength, learn flexibility exercises, practice cardio to breath better, not to lose weight, switch training exercises regularly, and focus on moving your body everyday.

🧘 XII. Meditate: thrive to meditate at least 10 minutes daily, use mantras to set specific intentions or practice breathing techniques, do not hesitate to use YouTube videos or apps to learn it, meditation is a skill just like anything else, practice for 30 minutes or 1 hour straight at least once a month, join meditation classes or zen temples to get help from a community.

🙏 XIII. Honor your deities: educate yourself on deities you’d like to follow, based on symbolism and what they represent, understand their connection to you and practice rituals to honor them, be mindful of what you ask of them, learn to draw a circle to protect yourself from harmful spirits while calling on them, and if you do not feel comfortable with personified Goddesses and Gods, honor nature deities such as the Moon, the Sun, and the Earth.

Sometimes I literally wanna come out, leave and practice my craft like a badass but then I realize my family is Muslim.😔

Anyways here’s abomination Junpei in Moomin style

another big booty depressed middle aged father to add to my simp list. it aint easy man

ik tumblr is cringe or whatever but i really do feel like my blog is my own little house and it’s incredibly comforting to be here

Oh to live in a little cottage on top of a mountain beside the sea