Witheredaster - Sad And Gay, Keep Moving

you sink to the bottom of the mariana trench and i’m just sitting there cross legged with my laptop and headphones in

this one goes out to all the dual dsmp fans/third life fans

my partner & i recently transitioned to being best friend platonic partners and romantically separated (due to some simple romantic incompatibilities) - we're both very happy with and excited about this change and most importantly we think it is VERY funny and gay to continue doing everything together and living together as exes

(she wrote the first comic!)

he is my wife he is my babygirl he is my ideal gender presentation

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

imagine being a pony and rolling the worst joint imaginable and you start getting your cutie mark

Okay so. Cleo confirmed in her video that there are two victors... but honestly I'm kind of hoping for a twist where the last two standing have to kill each other. Like imagine a pair of soulmates are the last two standing, relieved that they've won... and then the game goes "there is still one player remaining" and they have to kill each other.

can we talk about how threatening this thumbnail is. he’s in what??? my fucking house?????

Think more people should draw mumbo as this badass end crystal wielding mysterious redstoner sharp suited man to the point it reaches out of containment so people send asks going "Last Life is the one with the hot cold calculating mustached man right?" just for them to go watch the real thing and be obliterated by the wet slop that is that guy

to be clear, none of them deserve babies