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an older doodle when he still canonically had pointy ears but i miss him

eating him tuesday

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this is me before I send another ask

this is not a joke. cécile is taking over my life.

- you can call me soren. or assmaster i know you guys love my government name

- this is a primarily sfw blog, but i don't mind suggestive or nsfw content (it's just not what i primarily make or interact with)

((edit as of 1 year later; i will definitely be making nsfw content lol))

- im 18 (ate teen) and im NO LONGER selling my soul in the depths of finals hell

- im malaysian yes i love nasi lemak that gives me unbearable potty time does ibs stand for i be shitting cause das what i do

- this is a side account!!! so i will almost never send you asks off anon my main account is chernobyl

- i suppose im pretty pro-ship in that i think you should be allowed to ship what you want and make whatever ship content you want as long as its legal, i still will block if i don't like your content (though i block at any minor inconvenience so don't take it personal xoxo) ((live and let live!!))

- though my primary fandoms are hsr, lost in limbo, and touchstarved-- ive been in the arcana, twst, jojo, last legacy, castlevania, nana, evangelion, bayonetta, jjk, silent hill, alice; madness returns, blue period, genshin, resident evil 3/7/8, arcane, vampire in the garden, chainsaw man, avatar, hunterxhunter, demon slayer, and dangaronpa. or talk to me about whatever you want i don't care throw the watermelon into the lions enclosure for enrichment

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What's each love interests favorite position in bed?

This has been asked a few times now so it is time to give y'all what you want......

Also why are sex positions' names so weird??? Are these even accurate??? Don't ask me for my search history

✦ The LIs favorite position in bed (NSFW)

✦ Amon: Low Doggy

✦ Raeya: Tango

✦ Gael: Reverse scoop

✦ Envy: Lap dance

✦ Ara: Cowgirl / Cowboy

✦ Xal: Face off

✦ Father Pride: The love seat

✦ Lázaro: Missionary

✦ Cécile: Candle

harder better faster strong world

cécile brain worms be upon ye

Hey so i'm curious about mcs height, as in is it set or can we headcanon/choose the height?

Cause when meeting Amon the first time, it is said that the mc has to crane their neck to look at him, which kinda suggests that mc is like freakin short(around 5'3-5'5 and shorter) at least i think that this is short, and i know that he is like giant, but with an character who is maybe 6' feet and over it wouldn't make that much sense having to crane the neck.

Also this i just my personal feelings, but i am personally a bit uncomfortable to play a short mc, cause of trauma etc. so it would be appreatiated if you could clarify it, thx.

So River is written to be as "average" as possible so it's easier for people to both self-insert or create their own oc. Amon is characteristically tall in the sense that an MC of his height / close to his height / taller than him would be rare. Not that it's impossible or not encouraged! It's just that not being his height would be the most common scenario.

The "craning your neck to look at Amon" was mainly written for emphasis, not to establish a canonical height for the MC. Perhaps it was too exaggerated and I can find a better way to describe it.

You can even think about it as not strictly literal—he's huge not just physically speaking. There's not much more thought behind it, really!

Also, whether you'll be able to specify things as your height etc., is something we're not sure about yet. LiL is not a strictly self-insertsy, customize everything kind of story, but we'll see how it goes :^)

unspoken things or tired aven x indulging ratio (because he cares) (he really does)

spicy food - how well is each of the love interests spice tolerance?

any love interest where even the slightest lick of spice will kill them like dropping a tungsten dumbell on a hamster, or is there a love interest that eats spicy food so much that their tongue could withstand a nuclear bomb?

✦ How tolerant are the LIs to spiciness?

✦ Amon: Loves spicy food, eats it a lot, and can withstand a nuclear bomb (loved the comparison)

✦ Raeya: She has good tolerance, but doesn't enjoy spicy food that much. Just why would you like to suffer while eating?!

✦ Gael: Oh no. Oh nononono. No. Just get that away from him.

✦ Envy: Has little tolerance, but enjoys spicy food from time to time.

✦ Ara: Medium tolerance, but she's kind of a masochist that way so she'd try every spicy food available and then regret it immensely

✦ Xal: Right behind Amon, can withstand what most people can't, and likes spicy food very much!

✦ Father Pride: Doesn't have much tolerance and doesn't like spicy food, so a win win for him anyways

✦ Lázaro: Meh, they can get by. Not a huge fan of spicy food, but can enjoy it here and there!

✦ Cécile: His tongue is practically stone so he could eat whatever—not that he can feel the spiciness. So it doesn't count.