My Heart Goes Out To The Irish In These Trying Times. May You Not Contract Alcohol Poisoning From Celebrating

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

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3 years ago

bucky barnes

headcanons masterlist

 Bucky Barnes

bucky headcanons

grocery shopping with bucky

making bucky jealous

bucky taking your virginity

baking with bucky

soulmate abcs : letter j

soulmate abcs : letter z

soulmate abcs : letter s

bucky barnes praising you at the gym

bucky discovers you have nipple piercings

bucky as a professor

bucky and the girl from the coffee shop

bucky’s girl is afraid of scary movies

telling bucky you’re pregnant

no one comes to his son’s b-day party

you get jealous

watching IT with bucky

bucky likes feeling you up when you cuddle

giving birth to a super soldier baby

mutual masturbation with roommate!bucky

dilf!bucky fucks you in front of mirror

bartender!bucky hate fucking you in the bathroom

bucky barnes + praise kink (zombie au)

winter soldier headcanons

soldat in bed

8 months ago

sometimes i struggle with the fact that i actually may be a stone bottom, a pillow princess, never wanting to top or dom. im afraid i’ll never be seen as enough by any partner i have, that i’ll be labeled as lazy or selfish for not “reciprocating” in a way that’s expected. i’m scared that i’ll be treated differently for not being able to keep up with expectations or things i had said in the heat of the moment. what if i’m not enough? what if i can’t make you cum the way you make me cum? what if i can’t fulfill a desire you have? i don’t want to wear a strap, don’t want to be the one in control, i can’t be. i don’t want to disappoint but i can’t change the way my brain is wired, can’t change the desires i have that need to be understood too.

2 years ago

I just think being tied up while they find out exactly how many times I can cum in a row before I pass out would fix me

8 months ago

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

6 months ago
Go, My Chaos Gremlins! FLY, MY PRETTIES!

Go, my chaos gremlins! FLY, MY PRETTIES!

1 year ago

When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)

2 years ago

I can’t be the only one who would rather be fucked in a cute lil skirt or dress instead of being naked right?? Don’t undress me just push up my skirt and rip my panties off and do me just like that 💕

2 years ago

kinda want to be used as a stress reliever. let me be a good girl for you while you use me however you want and as rough as you want. once you feel better, we can cuddle in bed and exchange soft kisses.

men and minors dni

2 years ago

i can’t stop thinking about a woman absolutely ruining my pussy with her biggest, thickest strap.. sliding it in inch by inch as she strokes my hair and whispers in my ear about how good i am for taking her so well. i want to feel her stretching me out, making me whimper because it’s “so big, i can’t take it all” only for her to shush me and push it in to the hilt, pounding me until my eyes roll back and all i can think about is being owned by her

1 year ago

Strap from a lesbian who is going to tell you that they're gonna breed you and get you pregnant and they fuck you like they're trying to put a baby in you!

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