It Has Been 3 Years 0 Days Since I Ate A Fake Plant At A Restaurant And Threw Up

AU!Lucerys wip :3 — Ignore the questionable quality, all I have of this rn is an old screenshot😭

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Shoutout to all the queer folk in STEM. I doubt this is news to anyone but there's always a lot about theatre gays™ or how 'all' queer people's favourite subject at school was English. Here's to all the gays who CAN do maths, to all the queer scientists. I love been a queer in stem!

Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

reblog if you love transmasc lesbians

Drew my favorite freak, Aemond <3

Imagine you wake up one day, and your day gets interrupted by the funeral of your coworker, who went batshit insane over her gf's death, leaving you with your two other coworkers, who you hate. One of them drops the biggest, worst news (we all gonna die), and your boss, whom you try to tolerate, introduces the new interns to you: A weird, one armed blonde, and this weird nun, who wears a pillowcase mask, randomly starts to bleed from every orifice, and throws up. And people are suprised why you are angry all the time

You're Mercymorn, Saint of Joy.

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin