Me after reading the PJO books for the umpteenth time : so all of the Athena kids are brain childs because Athena is a virgin goddess and she's technically using a loophole to have demigod children. If she's falling in love with the brain of the parent does that mean some of the Athena kids have single moms as parents and not all single dads ??
And what about Aphrodite ?? As a goddess of love and beauty wouldn't she have demigod children with mortal women ??
And if I think about it, the Greeks had no problems with BROmance, there were plenty of myths about Apollo's male loves and even Poseidon had at least one male lover to my knowledge(but only because I watched that OSP video), can't they have demigod children with mortals the same sex as them ??
Alex Fierro:)
there’s a line and sally jackson crossed it when she decided to be a milf
A text I never expected to receive from my mother
Hades *Nudge’s Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me???
Persephone : i married you.
Hades : Yes, but did you marry me as a friend, or like…a wife? Unclear.
Will: for a million dollars would you kill-
Nico: yes
Will: you didn't let me finish
Nico: I know
Teacher: Your daughter was in a fight.
Percy: Oh no, that's terrible!
Annabeth: Did she win?
Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲
this app feels safer than twitter idk why
i would give anything to watch legend of korra for the first time again