“you Can’t Just Summon An Entire Fandom By Two Words.”

barty would actually be the most defensive person out there. evan or regulus will poke fun at him and he’ll bring up the fact their mom hates them.

Jesper: Later.

Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.

Matthias, blushing: ...Nina

Wylan: Why can't we be like that?

Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.

Wylan: Fuck you.

I would die to see Inej kill / torture Heleen to death

(Yes, I know Pekka isn't dead, but she sure left a scar ;)

Regulus: n... n... no... in a... you know, *winks twice* way

James: Huh?? You have an anxious thing and I never noticed?? Oh wait, this therapist I found can help!!

Regulus: *aggressively facepalms and groans in failed attempt*

*Regulus to James at literally any point*

Regulus: *slutty* Oh what could I ever do to repay you?

James: ... anything?

Regulus: *hand dragging down Jame's chest* Anything

James: Ok great! *pulls out list* I need you to drink some water, get some vitamin D, I think therapy would also be a good option for you, three meals a day would also be ideal, oh there's also...

Regulus: ...

From that post I saw going around. I just wanted to add something

Helnik vibes

You know the Six of Crows obsession is bad when your science teacher is talking about how it’s hard to get inside the cell membrane but it’s easier to get out and your first thought is “omg just like the Ice Court!! I wonder if there are molecules like the Crows who are there for a heist?”. I think I need psychiatric help, this cannot be normal

*barty puts on pitbull's «tonight» at jegulus' wedding*

regulus: who on earth thought it was a good idea to let barty be the dj?

*regulus turns to james*

regulus: jamie... what the hell are you doing?

*james grabs his husband and pulls him onto the dance floor*

*james sings along to the song*: tonight i will love love you tonight, give me everything tonight

sirius: PROGNS! i don't need to hear this, he's my little brother.

remus: love, they're married. you know they do more than just hold hands, right?

sirius: MOOOOONY

I feel about Remus Lupin the way other people feel about God.

I love that I can consume a piece of media, come to love it, scroll through its fandom on tumblr and learn to love it in so many other ways because of all the wonderful people who share this love together