Sometimes I Want To Write My Fic, But I Can’t Because I Have Important Things To Do, So Instead I Scroll

Jesper: Later.

Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.

Matthias, blushing: ...Nina

Wylan: Why can't we be like that?

Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.

Wylan: Fuck you.

You know the Six of Crows obsession is bad when your science teacher is talking about how it’s hard to get inside the cell membrane but it’s easier to get out and your first thought is “omg just like the Ice Court!! I wonder if there are molecules like the Crows who are there for a heist?”. I think I need psychiatric help, this cannot be normal

Regulus: n... n... no... in a... you know, *winks twice* way

James: Huh?? You have an anxious thing and I never noticed?? Oh wait, this therapist I found can help!!

Regulus: *aggressively facepalms and groans in failed attempt*

*Regulus to James at literally any point*

Regulus: *slutty* Oh what could I ever do to repay you?

James: ... anything?

Regulus: *hand dragging down Jame's chest* Anything

James: Ok great! *pulls out list* I need you to drink some water, get some vitamin D, I think therapy would also be a good option for you, three meals a day would also be ideal, oh there's also...

Regulus: ...

Helnik vibes

Said Barty Crouch Jr. with much confidence

Evan Rosier was the silliest, creepiest, dumbest, most ethereal, crazy and drop-dead gorgeous guy in the whole universe.

Periodt.

I feel about Remus Lupin the way other people feel about God.

I love that I can consume a piece of media, come to love it, scroll through its fandom on tumblr and learn to love it in so many other ways because of all the wonderful people who share this love together

I would die to see Inej kill / torture Heleen to death

(Yes, I know Pekka isn't dead, but she sure left a scar ;)

If I couldn't

“you can’t just summon an entire fandom by two words.”

no mourners…

Crow brawl:

Jesper:*throws gun to Inej*

Inej:* catches and throws gun like it's a knife*

Jesper:*worried and horrified*

Inej:*knocks opponent out with gun*

Jesper:*shocked that it worked and can't let it go*