Can We Stop Diminishing The Depth And Integrity Of Sirius Black's Beautiful And Multi Dimensional Character

me: spends hours planning out an entire slow burn fic with heartbreaking angst and drama with experimental ships

also me: ditches the idea because i got bored and would rather play it safe with a fluffy one shot

i love 80s music so much

fack interaction in 2025 was NOT on my bingo card

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

“sirius was canonically masculine! stop making him so effeminate!” literally him:

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you don't understand, sirius is almost disgustingly gay. but not in a femboy way, in a 70s gay club leather kink way. by the time sirius comes to terms with his queerness & begins to accept himself, the f-slur becomes his favourite self-description. young sirius jumps around dark clubs bare chested and bejeweled, showing off his carefully sculpted muscles. old sirius lounges around his dead parents' townhouse in nothing but a fur coat.

considering making a gilmore girls x marauders crossover (with the marauders era characters taking over the rolls of the characters in stars hollow)

Sirius 'I party like a rockstar

look like a movie star

play like an all star

fuck like a pornstar

baby, I'm a superstar' Black