Your local friendly writer of lesbian smut and other stories. I just happen to be doing so within your walls. I'm a she-her, white, and at least 23 years old.
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I also am the evil version of myself. Not enough information to say whether I'm a top or not.
"What would you do if you met the evil version of yourself? Who would be the top?"
I am the evil version. If I ever meet my good version I'm going to ruin her.
You might think working out at home would take less time because no commute or waiting for machines but, you have to factor in all the time you spend peacocking in front of the mirror admiring your pump fully nude at home.
It's one of the things I wanted to be once, but since I am a follower of rules, I instead desire them.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
In books, they also bring their friends back to reality if are suffering from The Complacency. It's a very specific type of guy.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
Until a year ago, spite was my strongest emotion, but I have managed to work on that.
I've seen this character in books, and occasionally in real life. They tend to appear when they are among a hypocritical group of people who have a very strong sense of decorum and manners.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
It is not just someone who is a rude bore. This sort of character understands norms and manners very well and makes deliberate choices about which lines they cross, allowing them to be disruptive without actually being ostracised, for maximum damage.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
I'd like a woman in my life who is like that.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
Like that smelly, ungracious, clumsy gremlin who keeps crashing the "networking events", and doesn't play ball, but somehow keeps getting invited, even though they drive the guests away and discuss inappropriate topics.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.
Hmmm... hindi, arabic, mandarin, japanese, malay.
If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
Ten trillion percent. At every opportunity.
if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe
Well, this is how I found out.
aw fuck. the white smoke just billowed out the sistine chapel. there goes my plan of fucking all the cardinals one by one (we know they’re all chasers) and thereby invalidating any of them from becoming pope now that they’ve lost their virginity.
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
I’m hopping on the trans mornings bandwagon. I can’t draw for shit, but here I am.
Don’t worry, I won’t make them immortal without their consent, though it is not really in my best interest anyway. There’ll be kill runes which give them a reasonable lifespan until their soul is promptly yoinked from the mortal plane.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
In reality, I will be walking away with a reasonable fee, all under the table of course (wouldn’t want the ethics committee to find out), and the lucky patients will eventually notice they don’t bleed when they get a papercut.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
Since I also have this thing called a conscience, I’d probably offer my services to the local hospital. Sometimes surgeons make simple errors. Little Johnny will wake up and be told his heart operation was a success. Glinda will have a miraculous remission in her late-stage pancreatic cancer.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
We could also have some fun. Resurrect former U.S. presidents and make them fight in a cage match. Though depending on magic rules, I’d probably need to find their corpses, which would be tricky.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
Naturally, the bodily functions of the resurrected will require some additional magic to get started. And of course, they will come to me, one of the few undead physicians in the world.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
Do you have a murder case? Well guess what, the victim can now testify in court.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
And no, I have been thinking about this before I got into Dungeon Meshi.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.
nothing hurts as much as the day i found out this character was a man and not a beautiful lesbian
No, you're not weird. I sleep naked as often as I can now that I have gender euphoria. It feels wayyyy better.
Contributing to @lycans-art-kingdom 's trans mornings collection!
Seriously why do so many folks sleep with clothes on? YOU'RE IN BED, THERE'S SHEETS AND BLANKETS AND STUFF.
Adding clothes is only necessary if it's like, so cold that your blankets and quilts and whatever aren't getting the job done.
Is that weird? Am I weird?
My wife wears full pajamas to bed and it blows my mind. I'm like, boiling when I go to sleep, how do people have extra layers?