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woman-of-the-walls

The Woman of the Walls

Your local friendly writer of lesbian smut and other stories. I just happen to be doing so within your walls. I'm a she-her, white, and at least 23 years old.

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woman-of-the-walls
1 week ago

I also am the evil version of myself. Not enough information to say whether I'm a top or not.

"What would you do if you met the evil version of yourself? Who would be the top?"

I am the evil version. If I ever meet my good version I'm going to ruin her.


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago
Pig,,

pig,,


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter
Here’s HSTHETE, The 24 Hour Comic I Drew This Year!  Thanks To Everybody Who Followed Along On Twitter

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

You might think working out at home would take less time because no commute or waiting for machines but, you have to factor in all the time you spend peacocking in front of the mirror admiring your pump fully nude at home.


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

It's one of the things I wanted to be once, but since I am a follower of rules, I instead desire them.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

In books, they also bring their friends back to reality if are suffering from The Complacency. It's a very specific type of guy.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

Until a year ago, spite was my strongest emotion, but I have managed to work on that.


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

I've seen this character in books, and occasionally in real life. They tend to appear when they are among a hypocritical group of people who have a very strong sense of decorum and manners.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

It is not just someone who is a rude bore. This sort of character understands norms and manners very well and makes deliberate choices about which lines they cross, allowing them to be disruptive without actually being ostracised, for maximum damage.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

I'd like a woman in my life who is like that.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

Like that smelly, ungracious, clumsy gremlin who keeps crashing the "networking events", and doesn't play ball, but somehow keeps getting invited, even though they drive the guests away and discuss inappropriate topics.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago

Homosnexual?

Snasers

snasers


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woman-of-the-walls
2 weeks ago
Lesbian Cowgirl Ready For Riding Lessons 🐎

Lesbian cowgirl ready for riding lessons 🐎


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woman-of-the-walls
3 weeks ago

Hmmm... hindi, arabic, mandarin, japanese, malay.

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?


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woman-of-the-walls
3 weeks ago

Ten trillion percent. At every opportunity.

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

woman-of-the-walls
3 weeks ago

Well, this is how I found out.

aw fuck. the white smoke just billowed out the sistine chapel. there goes my plan of fucking all the cardinals one by one (we know they’re all chasers) and thereby invalidating any of them from becoming pope now that they’ve lost their virginity.

woman-of-the-walls
3 weeks ago

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?


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woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago
I’m Hopping On The Trans Mornings Bandwagon. I Can’t Draw For Shit, But Here I Am.

I’m hopping on the trans mornings bandwagon. I can’t draw for shit, but here I am.


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woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

Don’t worry, I won’t make them immortal without their consent, though it is not really in my best interest anyway. There’ll be kill runes which give them a reasonable lifespan until their soul is promptly yoinked from the mortal plane.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

In reality, I will be walking away with a reasonable fee, all under the table of course (wouldn’t want the ethics committee to find out), and the lucky patients will eventually notice they don’t bleed when they get a papercut.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

Since I also have this thing called a conscience, I’d probably offer my services to the local hospital. Sometimes surgeons make simple errors. Little Johnny will wake up and be told his heart operation was a success. Glinda will have a miraculous remission in her late-stage pancreatic cancer.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

We could also have some fun. Resurrect former U.S. presidents and make them fight in a cage match. Though depending on magic rules, I’d probably need to find their corpses, which would be tricky.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

Naturally, the bodily functions of the resurrected will require some additional magic to get started. And of course, they will come to me, one of the few undead physicians in the world.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

Do you have a murder case? Well guess what, the victim can now testify in court.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

And no, I have been thinking about this before I got into Dungeon Meshi.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago
Nothing Hurts As Much As The Day I Found Out This Character Was A Man And Not A Beautiful Lesbian
Nothing Hurts As Much As The Day I Found Out This Character Was A Man And Not A Beautiful Lesbian
Nothing Hurts As Much As The Day I Found Out This Character Was A Man And Not A Beautiful Lesbian
Nothing Hurts As Much As The Day I Found Out This Character Was A Man And Not A Beautiful Lesbian
Nothing Hurts As Much As The Day I Found Out This Character Was A Man And Not A Beautiful Lesbian

nothing hurts as much as the day i found out this character was a man and not a beautiful lesbian


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woman-of-the-walls
4 weeks ago

No, you're not weird. I sleep naked as often as I can now that I have gender euphoria. It feels wayyyy better.

Contributing To @lycans-art-kingdom 's Trans Mornings Collection!

Contributing to @lycans-art-kingdom 's trans mornings collection!

Seriously why do so many folks sleep with clothes on? YOU'RE IN BED, THERE'S SHEETS AND BLANKETS AND STUFF.

Adding clothes is only necessary if it's like, so cold that your blankets and quilts and whatever aren't getting the job done.

Is that weird? Am I weird?

My wife wears full pajamas to bed and it blows my mind. I'm like, boiling when I go to sleep, how do people have extra layers?

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