If There Is No Romantic Sydcarmy I At Least Need Her To Kill Him

tag this post w ur drawfee/sss vocal stims/phrases that have destroyed ur vocabulary

i have many but the one coming to mind rn is when they were playing some pizzeria simulator on sss and ppl kept ordering prosciutto pizzas and jacob said “im gonna proshoot myself” i think abt it every time i have prosciutto

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

dyingg at these tags oh em geeeee

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.

Grendan being a nonbinary character who has been prestenting more and more fem each season without getting thinner or less hairy is so important to me actually

we never rented

a house in sedona

we didn't see

camille the day she died

we haven't been on

our boat in some years now, so we don't care what you found inside :)

g(renda/n)ma/paw

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

having brain rot about your own TTRPG character is so embarrassing. yes i love her and i think about her all day and i’ll take any excuse to talk about her. no, there’s no book or anything for you to read. she’s my emotional support rogue. she’s my fidget toy. i wish you could meet her. i made her up inside my head.

thinking abt when fleabag said “all this love i have for her, i dont know where to put it now” and without missing a beat boo replied “i’ll take it. it sounds lovely you must give it to me” like i think i have to throw up now.