Blowjob? More Like Nojob! #unemployed

WHERE

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My brain constantly:

So my ☝️ list 📝 grew ↗️, 9: buy 💲 new 🧼cement 🪦, 8: taKE CARE 🫄 OF THIS DUCK 🦆I FOUND-, 7: clean🧼 out the pipes 🪈for the bathroom🚽 and the kitchen🍳, 6: rebuild the walls🏚️, 5: keep out the pests! 🐀4: Kill the black mold🦠😞... 3: rewire📻 the ceiling, 2: CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB!💡 And 1: forget about youuuouuouououuuuu🚫🫵

In a thousand-year-long situationship with my hometown

i was writing to my friend who read tsh recently (i made her) and she brings up an interesting comparison to the picture of dorian gray, and the more i think abt it the more insane i get. bc yeah the corruption arcs between richard and dorian are so similar and the aesthetic worship is there and also their main corrupters are BOTH named henry for fucks sake. i cant believe i never noticed b4, i need to lie down.

Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

assigned scared at birth

rip Bunny Corcoran, you would have loved chatgpt

twelfth night fucking cooks, idc.

<3 judy poovey <3 they could never make me hate u judy poovey <3

carmy’s reason for quitting cigarettes being “im just thinking about the ten minutes its going to take me” is fucking sending me. bc it really shows that he doesnt even have room for his unhealthy coping mechanisms. he isnt trying to get better or fix himself or even calm down any more. its all about Time