Wormapothacary - Prospective Weaver

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Had a long intense dream of making a sandwich in which most of it consisted of me buttering the warm bread

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

I don’t step, I battle

The difference is, pussies step

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes