Wormtaste - The Delicious Taste Of Worm

a newly discovered species of spider - the jotus remus, a jumping spider about the size of an apple seed found in australia - has an unusual ‘hard to get’ courtship ritual. when courting a female, the male hides on the underside of a leaf occupied by a female, and uses the heart shaped paddle on its leg to get her attention.

jumping spiders are known for their elaborate courtships, but no other jumping spider has ever been seen to display this kind of ‘peekaboo’ behaviour, nor is any other spider known to have these paddles (or remus in latin) on any of their legs.  (video)

half of my interactions on this hellsite are just me being confused

the other half is me confusing people

look at this image of Conan O'Brien holding a very small cat

Woah mama it's el wiwi gatito

PLEASE teach me about my Johnson I do not know how to properly care for him

“Mark you’re scaring the shit out of me right meow.”

more kitty Cecil (this is an alternate dimension where everything is the same except Cecil is a cat and Mark's goggles are the wrong color)

Everyone stand up! The national Spamton!

Please never die Spamton g Spamton

that jump was CLEAN

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nuh uh

magic is real btw

look for accidental haikus with mama

rip god from his throne and set fire to his false heaven with mama