“im Gonna Put That Old Man In A Situation” And Then The Old Man Is 35 And The Situation Is Heterosexual

Wait okay but I don’t get this analogy at all. Like, is it saying that in adulthood you think you’re doing good but you were actually watching someone else? When does that happen? Am I just stupid?

As we should

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

oh cool Nurgle's blessings irl

Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent

disease that makes you beautiful then kills you

The emperor can bite my shiny metal ass

Second imperium lets gooooo

@busty-shackleford

He really was the savior of the peasants

merry christmas

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

Why do I compare myself to giants and then wonder why I feel so small?