Kyaaaa I'm Late To Vampire School *runs Out While Holding A Dude By The Neck In My Mouth*

That's actually true. Using a two-sample hypothesis test, a study by Numeroff & Bond (1985) found that mice given a cookie were significantly more likely to ask for milk than mice that were not given a cookie at α = 0.05 (p = 0.036667). Notably, however, the academic integrity of the authors has been called into question by other researchers.

Studies show that if you give a mouse a cookie, there's a high likelihood they'll ask for milk too

this is a callout post

i told my pal jonathan that i would make a tumblr post if he didnt play rivals with me so i made this post

ffuck you jonathan play rivals with me

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

Let’s get licked by mamas

Drew my oc Friendus. He has 14 credit cards and some weird ass political beliefs (he wants to make oysters illegal).

y’all are spendin’ too much on Tex-mex and not enough on truck sex

hawk tuah

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

there’s something wrong with me

we need to set up a playdate with him and Cecil kitty

woe, rorschach kitty be upon ye