Sometimes It Is Your Fault.. Sometimes You Don’t Listen Well Enough, You’re Selfish, You’re Rude

“hey bb grl, u up?”

guess which one I like

There are two kinds of 40k books: "Space Man Shoot Bad Guys With Big Gun" and "Meditations on the dehumanizing nature of war and the futility of mutual kindness in the face of suffocating oppression and predjudice by Askaurazoth the Child Flenser"

This mysterious creature appears cased in plastic. It presses the buttons on its front display to communicate, and broadcast soothing signals to observers. Could this be Iron Pocket, described in an old book…?

The Onion continues to never miss

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

Upending the conventional theory that the animals are different species, a study conducted by marine biologists at the University of Florida confirmed Thursday that sharks are just really angry dolphins. “An exhaustive five-year-long field study combined with comprehensive DNA analysis proves that sharks are actually dolphins that are super fucking pissed,” said lead researcher Dr. Karen Delgado, noting that the reason sharks were considered solitary animals was because they were simply livid dolphins who needed to go off by themselves for a while to simmer down.

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spent way too much time adding a bunch of additional inbetweens but I love how it makes it look

I haven’t seen anyone talk abt the fact that the red string make angel wings