Aetaos'rau'keres, The Slayer Of Souls, Lord Of Hosts, Distorter Of Worlds, The Shadow Of All Colours

Sluggo

which one are you? I'm the one who h̶̨̧̧̨̡͓̲̺̭̳̻̭̝͚̘̜̦̳̰͙̮̙̼͖̱̻̟͈̘̱̗̘̪̟̩̲̻̗͍̼̘̭͉̱̺̥͔́̐͊̌̅̄́͑͆̂͘͜͠͝ȁ̵̡̡̨̮̩͉̲̻̩͖̲̠̱͔̠͔͙̳̤̬͚̬̮͈̥̟̙͓̯͔̪̥̰̬͓̹͓̫̱̗͓̣̞̦̹̹̎͜͜s̶̜̪̯̫̬̝͉̹̭̦̜̖̬̪̳͔̅͊̏̏̔ ̶̧̡̧̧̛̤̠̩͉͓̮̰͈͔̬̻̳̞͈̺̯͎̺͚͈̱̩̠̱̳͇͙͕̤̤̮̫̠͓̓̈́͐͊̐͊̾̌̿̌͋̈͋̿̀͋̋̊́̿͗͑̊͗̇̑̂̇͌̀̏̕͠͠ͅv̵̡̧̻̬̺͍̤̯̖̊̏̒̓̿̉̑̏͊̿̄͒̂̕͝å̸̡̨̨̧̡̛̪̲̟̥̞͇͖̦̺̤̭͇̗̭̼͓̮̬̰̲̞͎̼̥̭̠̖̰͉͊̎̑͊́͆̈́̑̊̈́̍̀̓̔̔̑́̈́͂̓̆́̍̾̿̉̐͑͛̈́̇͑̑́̇͂́͐͐̍̂̋̎͐͒͝͝͝ͅr̶̢̡̦͓͕̤̝͙͖̭̲̘̹͓̱͔̳̺̺̯͕̩̔̕͜͜i̴̢̛̞͈̮͖͉̪̮̠̊̌̌̀̀́̂̾͗̚͝c̷̥͍͇̹̼̱̫̪͆̏͒̈́͌̓͋̈̌̄͛̾̿͘ô̸̡̡̢͓̻͈͎̥̖̳̠̻̺̘̟̩̣͇̯͇̠̝͖̞̥͎̙̪̗̙̞͎̰̙̫̙͆͗̅̈́́̽̌̇͐̐͂͛̇͒̑͒̈́͐̓̕̕͝ͅͅc̵̢̢̨̢̻̦̻̝̱̫͓̰̣̻̹̯̳̩̞͖̬̱̥̲͙͖̖̤͔̝̱̜͉͍̦̖̼͓̘̱̮̫̳̭̤͓̾̂̆͘͘͜ͅͅę̸̢̛̞͇̬̦͉͉͈̥̝̘͕̮͉̱̯͙̻̘̟͉͍̂͑̊̊̇̈́͌̀͂̋̇̈̊́̄̊̍̿͂̎͛̌̓͂̌̔̃̃̆̿͆̀̅̒̇̆̓̎̽̕͘̕͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅl̸̢̧̛̛̛̟͎͍͓̼̜̘̣͕̀̒̋̇͑̈́͊̐͛̀̾̇̿̿͂͒̇͌̆̓̂͊͆̈́̄͆͒̋̚̚͜͠͠ͅe̴̡͚̠̥̪̜̗̜̙̬̼͉͉̱̤̰̲̤̠̜͔͎̤̗͍̰̻͚͈̖͆̆̔̓̈́̅̋̾̐̏̓̃͒͐̏̎̓̚͜͝ͅs̶̨̡̲͎̟̥̜̤̞͔̖̱̭̠͈̙̙̦̙͑́̿̏́͊̾̏̈́͛̿͒̅̈́͐͒͊̃̔͌̅͒̾͊́͋̇̀͋̔͆̃͂͂̓́̏̌͘͘͠͠͠͝͝͝

Time travelers be like:

something is wrong with my hamster

One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special