I Love Misadventures

Martyn: We'll-we'll get a good shot of this as well. Ren: I wish--I wish I could remember the words. (in the Red King's voice) Ah, me laddy. Martyn: Yep. Yeah yeah yeah. Ren: (in the Red King's voice) The Black Isles remember this night forever. Martyn: (in the Hand's voice) Alright me Lord. I'm gonna do it! Gah! (Martyn starts laughing) (in his normal voice) And then what was the big thing with the echo? Was it, (imitating Ren's Red King) "Red Winter is come, me Laddy!" Ren: (in the Red King's voice) Red Winter has come, me Laddy! (Martyn laughs) Scar: (maybe?) Here I come, Ren? (He mimes shooting Ren with a bow) Martyn: Doooh--no, we don't do the full ending! Scar: Not the King---! Martyn: Nooooo. (Scar mimes shooting him, and Martyn tries to defend with his axe, before falling back into his chair) Ren: Full ending replay! Scar: The timing! Ren: Perfection!

Ren: Where's the tickler? (laughs) Thar it be. (in a pirate voice, or the same voice he used as the Red King) Thar, thar it be, let-let me go tickle some sand. You know...when I was a wee lad in the Black Isles...me and the Hand, we used to, we used to do a fair bit of ticklin', we did. Ticklin' of all kinds. Not just of the sand variety, oh no. Ye can speak to a fair fine-fair number of lasses in the Black Isles. They'll tell you all about the Hand and I's ticklin' days. Oh, they were glorious, they were.

Give yall this as an apology for the angst XD

He got his anchor back in Wild Life :D

reblog if u like dennis 🥺 or have bones 🥺

I ACTUALLY JUMPED NEARLY OUT OF MY BED.

Martyn is currently trapped in the crypt in misadventures cause the lever supposed to release his spirit isn't working and i am headcannoning it's the ghost of the red king who also rests there refusing to let his hand go and holding onto his spirit

the grave.

Ren: (off screen) --committing to the bit is the way to win. Martyn: Oh, one hundred percent. Yeah, commit to the bit, and you're going all the way. Big time. And! (closer to the mic) Tha-I-this is a tip just from me to you, because I love you so much. Ren: (off screen) Yes. Martyn: At some point they might give us a challenge, like, where we have to do something it says on the card. If it's not on the card, you can do it. So. The card is literal. Ren: (off screen) Ohhh. Okay, okay. Martyn: They will tell you anything you can't do. Ren: (off screen) Yeah. Martyn: But if you think of something, and it's not contradicted by the card, do it. Ren: Sweet. Okay, we gotta think outside the box, basically. Martyn: Like, half the game is trying to trick the task master, I've already tricked Grian today, Gem's next on my list. (Ren laughs) That's what's happening here.

Treebark Duet

Ren: The people want Ren versus Martyn. Martyn: (away from any mic. laughs) Can you imagine. Ren: I love this man too much to hit him. I couldn't do it. Martyn: (away from any mic) Thank you--We couldn't do it. Ren: We just couldn't do it. Martyn: (away from any mic) I've already taken this man's head off, can't do any more of that. Ren: Exactly. You've already chopped my head off. Martyn: (away from any mic) That's it. It wouldn't have the same impact. Ren: The lore is done. Like, once the lore has been lored, you can't unlore the lore.

Redraw!!!