Renchanting! Blood Warning

Martyn: Well, what were they saying-- (playback from False and Ren stream) Ren: There's-there's Martyn working away over there, and, um-- Martyn: Here we go-- Ren: We've got like, a TV over here with all of the everything--oh--check this out, right-- False: I think I saw it on Cleo's, uh, POV-- Ren: Oh they did. This is what Martyn's doing. He's an absolute maniac. False: What is he-- Ren: He was just here at HQ. And now he's straight back into doing, like, art stuff. False: What is th--this isn't allowed, this isn't Hermitcraft, what's happenin'. Ren: He's working on stamps for Misadventures, I think is what he's doing. And uh--(False laughs) He's like, he's such a ridiculously talented person. Like, he can do art (Martyn aws), he can do it all False: He can. Martyn: Cute-- False: But no one tell him that, but he can. Ren: Jimmy's on Hermitcraft--Jimmy's doing some weird stuff too, he's on Hermitcraft right now-- Martyn: Cute. Cuties. Very cute.

I imagine rens tail constantly betrays his cool dude persona he’s trying to put on. like he’s being all charismatic and smooth-talking with martyn, a smirk on his face, but his tail is just wagging like fucking crazy behind him constantly.

also he loved ear scritches, no one can change my mind.

A Ghost like an Illusion: this week's submission for the @mcyt-soulmate-sweepstakes.

Me and my soulmate ( @firequeenofficial ) have melded our minds! Their piece Here.

Ren: (off screen) --committing to the bit is the way to win. Martyn: Oh, one hundred percent. Yeah, commit to the bit, and you're going all the way. Big time. And! (closer to the mic) Tha-I-this is a tip just from me to you, because I love you so much. Ren: (off screen) Yes. Martyn: At some point they might give us a challenge, like, where we have to do something it says on the card. If it's not on the card, you can do it. So. The card is literal. Ren: (off screen) Ohhh. Okay, okay. Martyn: They will tell you anything you can't do. Ren: (off screen) Yeah. Martyn: But if you think of something, and it's not contradicted by the card, do it. Ren: Sweet. Okay, we gotta think outside the box, basically. Martyn: Like, half the game is trying to trick the task master, I've already tricked Grian today, Gem's next on my list. (Ren laughs) That's what's happening here.

I ACTUALLY JUMPED NEARLY OUT OF MY BED.

Martyn is currently trapped in the crypt in misadventures cause the lever supposed to release his spirit isn't working and i am headcannoning it's the ghost of the red king who also rests there refusing to let his hand go and holding onto his spirit

Mr. Good times for my friend @koalaxliterally !! They asked for scitties, so i delivered,,

First time actually posting here, so idk how this works LOLLL

Get some tags

( idk how to render well so i just,, went with it hah,, )

Treebark Duet

Ren: The people want Ren versus Martyn. Martyn: (away from any mic. laughs) Can you imagine. Ren: I love this man too much to hit him. I couldn't do it. Martyn: (away from any mic) Thank you--We couldn't do it. Ren: We just couldn't do it. Martyn: (away from any mic) I've already taken this man's head off, can't do any more of that. Ren: Exactly. You've already chopped my head off. Martyn: (away from any mic) That's it. It wouldn't have the same impact. Ren: The lore is done. Like, once the lore has been lored, you can't unlore the lore.

mini treebark comic

Ren: One of the most surprising things from the weekend was watching Martyn swim like an Olympic swimmer.

Impulse: Yes. Yeah.

Skizz: Yeah.

Ren: Like, he has the most insane form? He—it’s actually insane. He swims like an Olympian.

Skizz: Well he—

Impulse: He’s the most athletic person in a gamer bod I’ve ever seen.

Ren: Yeah (laughs).

Skizz: Yeah dude, yeah. He did a backflip! He did a backflip off the dock like it was nothing, dude.

Impulse: Yeah.

Ren: He did a backflip. It was so good.

Impulse: Insane.

Bdubs: (to Ren) You love him.

(Skizz and Impulse begin giggling, Ren and Bdubs joins in)

Impulse: He was-he was great, he was fantastic. Well, Bdubs—

Skizz: Martyn and Diggity, sittin’ in a tree—