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Thor: How do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?

Loki: Naked. In case they wanna kiss my ass.

The fanfiction writers who create wonderful stories and put lots of work and dedication so they can share them with us and we can enjoy them as well:

The people who steal their work and repost them on Wattpad:

Dick Grayson: technically every joke I make is a dick joke lol 👉😎👉

Battinson would be so delightfully awkward with a Dick Grayson.

Bruce, curled up on the sofa wearing an oversized hoodie, hair greasy, eye makeup smeared all over his face, staring at a case file:

Dick: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Bruce:

Dick: Ten tickles!

Bruce:

Dick: Get it? Because…tentacles…ten tickles.

Bruce:

Dick:

Bruce, completely stonefaced, whispering: that’sfunny

You’ve heard of sharing a bed. Now get ready for sharing a brain cell.

requests??? if yes omg like imagine a hard of hearing reader who’s chewing her gum a little too loud. no one else is too bothered by it cause the understand she can’t really hear herself. but bakugo is just like So comfortable with the reader and their relationship he just straight up tells her to stfu (in a non hostile way ofc reader knows he’s just being his angsty self lmao) but everyone else is like 😳 bruh bakugo you can’t say that but reader just keeps chewing louder to piss him off

Sure! Thank you so much for the request and I hope this is okay, I’ve never written something like this before heh

JFC: in this, you use sign-language, which Bakugo can understand, but he just decides to speak loudly (you've got moderate hearing loss, meaning you can most likely hear his loud-ass voice). anything in bold is in sign language.

Most people had expected you and Bakugo to get along horribly. The blonde had little to no restraint at all, and due to you being deaf, most people had to have some sort of patience while you tried to figure out what someone was saying instead of constantly asking them to speak up. However, this wasn't the case at all, and you both got along extremely well - at least, as well as one could get with the explosive blonde.

Surprisingly, you'd been born with hearing loss instead of it being caused by your quirk or by somebody else, and it wasn't so awful that you couldn't hear anybody or anything. However, it did result in you not realising how loud you were sometimes, or how noticeable the small things such as pen-clicking and finger tapping were. And one day, while everyone was on edge, you were chewing gum.

And it was loud.

As boisterous as Class 1-A was, none of them had the heart to tell you to quieten down. They knew you wouldn't be offended - you were super close with Katsuki Bakugo, for god's sake - but they just didn't want to come across as impolite. Even Kaminari had his mouth shut, trying his best to focus on something else OTHER than the obnoxiously loud chewing you were doing. But, then again, they weren't too bothered by it. You were hard-of-hearing, and it wasn't as if they were going to die by this one small act.

On the other hand... Bakugo existed. And, sitting right behind you in class, he was finding it increasingly irritating to the point small sparks appeared in the palms of his hands. The small crackles were heard by everyone BUT you, and Yaoyorozu was trying her best to get him to stop without gaining your attention. She was absolutely terrified he'd upset you, especially since she was such a good friend of yours and she loved you to pieces, but Bakugo didn't care. He knew you were tough and hard-skinned, and everything he said seemed to bounce off anyway.

"Oi, Bastard," Bakugo then said loudly, and everything went absolutely silent. The tension in the air could've been sliced through with a knife, and a quiet 'Kacchan' echoed through the room from an embarrassed Midoriya.

Hearing this, you turned around in your seat, eyebrows furrowed at the blonde who was glaring rather intensely at you. A sheepish smile appeared on your face as you realised what was going to happen.

"Did you forget your hearing aids or some shit?" Bakugo asked, and you signed that they'd gone dead before pointing to your ears that were, indeed, empty. He groaned and rolled his eyes, knowing that he'd probably have to relay all the information said in this lesson to you afterwards, as that's what usually happened when you left your hearing aids at the dorms. "Explains a lot. You're pissing me off with that loud as fuck chewing. Either spit it out or quieten down."

You glared at him, one that he knew didn't mean anything. But, your frown then turned into an evil smile, and you signed okay before turning back around and chewing EVEN LOUDER on purpose. Giggling loudly when you heard a small explosion from behind, you went back to writing down your notes. Thankfully, by this little act, the tension had been released in the room and people could talk again without fearing an argument.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT-"

Be more polite about it next time, Rat.

The members of the class who actually understood sign-language (Kirishima, Midoriya, Iida, Yaoyorozu, Ashido, Uraraka, Shoji, Todoroki and Tsuyu) told the others what you were saying, and laughter filled the room at your comments.

"You're so dead when we leave this classroom," Bakugo hissed, loud enough for you to hear. "Understand?"

Chewing even louder, you turned your head and gave him a cheeky grin, knowing there was no way in hell he'd hurt you, especially with the disadvantage you currently had. Bakugo was very protective of you, due to the fact you'd known each other since you were kids and he knew that when you didn't have your hearing aids in, you were much more vulnerable.

Try me.

With that, you spun back around in your seat, finished off writing what you were doing and making sure to chew noisily for the rest of the lesson.

The Cottage at the Edge of the Woods: Series Masterlist

Pairing: Geralt x reader (no Y/N)

Reader: Female, implied plus size but generally nondescript

Summary: When monsters are cruel and the Continent is crueller, Geralt knows he can always find a few days of peace with you, the gentle healer who lives in the cottage at the edge of the woods.

Updated: 1/2/22

This series is non-chronological and is made up of blurbs and one-shots about a pair of pining idiots and their friends. You’re always welcome to requests blurbs set in this universe!

Search #the cottage vibes on my blog for reblogs of quotes, gifs and more related to this series!

BLURBS

Meet Ciri

Geralt gets injured

Ciri’s first night

The bard

ONE SHOTS

In Sickness and in Health (bonus deleted scene)

This is the original concept art for Bucky’s “pretend” Winter Soldier look in Madripoor (note the short hair). This is what we could’ve had. The eye makeup! THE MASK!!! We were robbed!

At least we still got a very good chest harness though. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ll take the scraps I’m given, beggars can’t be choosers and all that, but could you imagine if Zemo had dressed him up in THIS?? I would’ve died on the spot.

you travel over 20 years with someone and they leave you one day after a fight so you drop a brutal break-up song. after months, your ex is back in your life with their other ex (who is now your bestie) and a kid. now you're at your ex's childhood home. oh, and also you're a spy. jaskier is living out the most chaotic romcom thriller ever and no one else even realizes.