Dick Grayson: technically every joke I make is a dick joke lol 👉😎👉
a whole visual
actually, sir, explosives are my special interest. you're being ableist by taking them away from me. yes i know i just blew up a bank, don't you know what "stimming" is?
This tweet totally describes me
This is the original concept art for Bucky’s “pretend” Winter Soldier look in Madripoor (note the short hair). This is what we could’ve had. The eye makeup! THE MASK!!! We were robbed!
At least we still got a very good chest harness though. It’s fine, I’m fine. I’ll take the scraps I’m given, beggars can’t be choosers and all that, but could you imagine if Zemo had dressed him up in THIS?? I would’ve died on the spot.
Bucky really went from a cranky scowling old man who never smiles to that Cool (gay) uncle who pulls up 2 hours late to the family cookout with sunglasses, cake and level 100 swagger
Now that's character development
Pairing: Gibbs x Reader
Warnings: not really…head smacking.
A/N - thanks to the lovely @aoniegherane2020 for beta reading for me. This is my first time writing for NCIS though I love the show. Let me know how I did.
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“Tony, just stop,” you pleaded with your friend and co-worker. Your head rested in your hands as you rubbed your temples with your thumbs.
“Come on, Y/N,” Tony prodded from where he was perched on the edge of your desk. “Just one date. You and John would be perfect together.“
You leaned back in your seat, arms crossed over your chest. This had been going on for the last month. “Tony, I do not need your help finding a date. I only agreed to the last two because you wouldn’t leave me alone about it. If I recall correctly, you said they were perfect for me as well.”
He cleared his throat, his gaze darting down then back to you. “They were.”
You arched a brow. “I’m actually concerned about what that means you think about me, DiNozzo. Richard was an ass–”
“He couldn’t have been that bad.”
“He hit on the waitress while I was in the restroom and slipped her his phone number. She told me before we left.”
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(insp.)
Thinking about how when Spencer and Derek were interrogating a violent suspect and he lurched forward at them, Derek’s first instinct was to jump up physically put himself between Spencer and their suspect.
Thinking about how Derek, who is notably not in charge, told Spencer that “I am not letting you get on that [hostage] train,” indicating that he sees himself as a non-negociable barrier between Spencer and dangerous situations.
Thinking about how when Spencer was missing, Derek was irrationally and uncharacteristically angry at JJ for not doing a sufficient job at protecting Spencer, and the fact that he wanted physical revenge on the man who hit him on camera.
Thinking about Spencer being poisoned and Derek refusing to leave his side, spending the night in a hospital chair just to be near him and see to it that the treatment would work.
Thinking about how Spencer had a dream that he was being eaten alive by leeches and his automatic subconscious response was to cry out for Derek, because he knew that he would be there to help him.
Thinking about the fact that they fall so naturally into a protector/protected rhythm that neither of them even really seem to consciously think about it