#some Things Never Change

“you do not get to hurt me just because i asked you once

if you were alright.”

is a lyric that will never fail to hurt me so fucking deep inside my soul

The Oscars: The Witcher Edition

Hi, Netflix. I am afraid.

Listen. Am I scared that putting Venom in the MCU could water down the character and his relationship with Eddie? Yes. Do I wake up in cold sweat occasionally, thinking about Venom becoming Disney's 57th First Openly Gay Character? Absolutely.

But one thing gives me hope and it's the fact that they would need to put a shock collar on Tom Hardy to make him play Eddie Brock as straight for even a single second. Joke's on them, he's probably into that shit.

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I’m watching Merlin again and it really does play out like a fanfic doesn’t it. Enemies to lovers slow burn servant and master magic au. Poor kid falls in love for rich CEO’s jerk of a son and makes him a better person. Uther’s just like: yes you saved my son, to repay you you shall now be his servant. I mean, what kind of setup is that???

80% of my time is spent reading fanfic

So thanks to all writers

Everyone: Merlin, no

Merlin: Merlin, yes

Arthur: Merlin, no

Merlin:...

Merlin: Merlin, definitely yes

alternatively

Everyone: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, yes

Merlin: Arthur, no

Arthur: Arthur, no

absolutely insane how the witcher people brought on joey batey as a side character & comic relief like we wouldn’t latch on to the funky queercoded bard and his little fancy outfits with no prompting whatsoever