It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov
Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo
Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes
Neil: Renee is a women and has hair
Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.
Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason
Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass
But also the reverse
Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes
Jean: the tiny goalkeeper
The worst Wolfstar fanfic I’ve ever read ?
Oh definitely Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
not using tumblr again until I finish reading The Golden Raven
Professor McGonagall
"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. You broke my heart so I crashed your car"
look at me in the eyes and tell me that this part of 'Bla Bla Bla' from Måneskin doesn't give of Sirius' or Barty's level of insanity
if I don't get a fic with this exact scene I will be the one losing my mind
thinking about frat boy James who tells Regulus he doesn't do "relationships" and Regulus agrees to just be casual and see other people which is completely fine... until there's a party they both attend with different dates and James sees Regulus with someone else for the first time and he loses his fucking mind
omg thats beautiful
i want this tattooed on my forehead…
art by dar.a_art on IG
Cat King's introduction is so iconic.
He sends an army of cats to greet you. Those cats eat a man. He transforms from cat to human. He kidnaps you in an instant. He calls you out for being a gay, repressed twink in love with your best friend. He gives you a bracelet. He tries to fuck you. He tells you to count some cats (not a euphemism).
THANK YOU SO MUCH
You might disagree, but Andrew would be the loviest person with children, not the kind that runs around with them and make baby voices, but the kind that protect them with everything in his power and let them mess with him as much as they want.
Like, if Aarons kids want to put a princess tiara and feathers on him, he would stay still and let them have as fun as possible.
And when there isn't many people around, he would smile. Just a little.
Let’s dance, David Bowie (1983)