Wrongnorma

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

Today's Card Is: Run Away Together

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

happy easter to helen and her egg <3 btw

"[In Sparta] is a sanctuary of Hilaeira and of Phoebe... Here there his been hung from the roof an egg tied to ribands, and they say that it is the famous egg that legend says Leda brought forth."

Pausanias, Description of Greece 3.16.1, trans. Jones

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

What would be the funniest movie franchise (non-Saw) for John Kramer to appear in

I’m going to say a muppets movie where he’s the only human

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those