I Am So Deeply Sorry To The Tumblr Community.

I am so deeply sorry to the Tumblr Community.

I had become desperate. My Kermit plushie was destroyed months ago, and I spent YEARS making love to that muppet's sweet hole every single day for hours. I have been driven mad with need and resorted to online outlets. For a while, I supported artists within the Muppet porn community. But it was not enough. I needed to watch the Muppet hole in 4k. I needed video. But there are not a hell of a lot of muppets in the porn industry... I must confess to watching AI generated Muppet Porn. As someone deeply against AI, I am filled with regret. As a Christian, I am mortified. I will be attending confession with a priest regarding this matter and taking some time offline until I feel right with God and with my people. I will make an effort to only watch hand drawn muppet porn from now on and stop supporting the use of AI. Thank you for your understanding as I work through this difficult time.

I am sorry to have let you down.