Yes. Okay. Ill Tone It Down For You. I Wont Talk So Loud When Im Excited. Ill Keep My Legs Clamped Together

My source says it stops at 25, but ok. Also, it's a lot easier for 30 year olds because of their life experience compared to a 20 year old. Even disregarding life experience, a lot of times, older people may have positions in their career that they can use to manipulate people fresh into their career who want to get off on the right foot.

Further, I don't know why you're arguing with such fervor that 20 year olds and 30 year olds are at the same level of manipulation, but it's not true. Just because you think you're mature for your age, but just about everyone I've seen who aims for that age gap at that age always regrets it because they try to manipulate.(example, point #2 https://www.bolde.com/used-date-much-older-guys-heres-never-will/)

'all age gaps problematic' people are so wild. "what can a 19 year old and a 28 year even have in common??? what do they talk about??" BITCH THEIR HOBBIES???????

The euphoria of not being able to scratch an itch for ~30 seconds and finally itching it.

Sounds like a Portal Soundtrack concept

WIP. Pretty sure I invented a new music genre today so I get to name it. I am calling it yarble-core. It yarbles. To make yarble-core you need to make it yarble.

I can rest easy

This will never not be funny to me.

Grass grows

Birds fly

And brother, I...

Unironically, the best way to find a conservative, even on an issue you don't know much about is that their enemy is always contradictory.

I'd say philosophy

Here's one for the academics in the audience: in your experience, which specific discipline is most likely to have strikingly personal, dude-owes-me-money type beef with a guy who's been dead for nine hundred years? I know you get them in every field of study, of course, but I mean like statistically.