Villains Who Are Like. Shitty To Kids Are Automatically Irredeemable

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

HEADCANON TIME (kinda)

James likes to be very affectionate to his partners, so he will hold them and kiss on them in public. He is NOT scared of PDA.

When he dated Lily, she wasn’t really bothered by it, but she found it annoying in an affectionate way. Like he would kiss on her and she would try to push his face away while rolling her eyes and laughing.

Regulus is a completely different story.

Considering his family consisted of people who didn’t like to touch one another and anytime they did it was for violence, Regulus doesn’t like people touching him, but he’s also EXTREMELY touched starved (let me just project onto him real quick).

When James is affectionate with him, Regulus is awkward about it and kind of moves away. James takes this as a hint that Regulus doesn’t like it, and because James is not an asshole and respects people’s boundaries, he stops touching him. In reality, Regulus just didn’t know what to do and isn’t used to it, but he slightly enjoyed the affection. Now, since James refuses to touch him and Regulus knows that that’s how he shows his love, Regulus thinks that James doesn’t love him anymore and is now spiraling down the rabbit hole of “what did I do wrong? Why does everyone always leave me? Why am I never good enough?” Also, Regulus doesn’t know how to express his feelings to James about this, leading to a LOT of miscommunications.

BUT this can all be fixed when Regulus finally loses it and breaks down because he believes James doesn’t love him anymore. James expresses how he thought Regulus didn’t want him to touch him and Regulus says it’s the opposite, and now James CANNOT stop touching Regulus in some sort of way. Sirius hates it because that’s his little baby brother, damn it!

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

i thought one of the perks of reverting back to my one direction phase was going to be that i didnt insert my otps into every song

the only issue now is all i cant think about is the marauders standing on a table in the great hall serenading mcgonagall i-

Reblog this second

In all fairness- if you had asked Sirius Black how he wanted to go, raising hell in a government building alongside a Potter would be pretty high up on that list…

- @nopunattempted

lily: in light of what happened today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

james: fourty-five seconds!

lily: four to five seconds...

james: four hundred and twenty-five seconds!

lily: *walks away*

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

can we ship people as friends please, can that be normalised, that would make me happy

LMFAOOOOOOO favourite part in the entire fic

Chris turning Lockhart into JELLY? LIKE A GIANT MF JELLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARMS CLASSROOM

AND THEN MCGONAGALL'S LIKE AIGHT WHAT

AND HE AND REMUS ARE LIKE IDK PROFESSOR WE JUST FOUND LOCKHART LIKE THIS AND SHES LIKE

HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS LOCKHART IF YOU WERENT THE ONES WHO DID IT

AND REMUS DEADASS SAYS WELL IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM DOESNT IT AKSVSMDVD

AND MCGONAGALL PUNISHING REMUS WITH HAVING TO BE THE QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR

AND HIM NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT SHIT

AND CALLING REGULUS "REGGIE" AND SIRIUS "THE GOOD BLACK" AND SSKBS

"FUCK ME WE WON"

MCGONAGALL GETTING ANGRY AT HIM SWEARING THE WHOLE GAME AND TAKING THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM DIRECTLY WHEN THE GAME FINISHES