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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

s1 > s4

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

Saw this in the op shop and knew you guys would appreciate it

Zak but when people ask why he can control Cryptids like Kur does he says:

"Kur gave me those superpowers."

"what."

"Yeah so. When your family dedicates their lives to understanding and protecting Cryptids, the whole Evil God of them tends to take notice. Apparently it thinks we're combination priests and emissaries and deserved a power boost."

"huh."

"My Mom can survive in extreme conditions for way longer than she's supposed to. My Dad can instantly figure out the mechanics and exact biology of a cryptid by looking at it. He says it's just years of experience but I don't know who he's trying to fool. My Uncle can befriend any cryptid in like, two seconds."

"no kidding."