The Urge To Bother My Mutuals

please reblog for sample size uwu

SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

5th times the charm ig

Just about to start playing my first Zelda game

Zak but when people ask why he can control Cryptids like Kur does he says:

"Kur gave me those superpowers."

"what."

"Yeah so. When your family dedicates their lives to understanding and protecting Cryptids, the whole Evil God of them tends to take notice. Apparently it thinks we're combination priests and emissaries and deserved a power boost."

"huh."

"My Mom can survive in extreme conditions for way longer than she's supposed to. My Dad can instantly figure out the mechanics and exact biology of a cryptid by looking at it. He says it's just years of experience but I don't know who he's trying to fool. My Uncle can befriend any cryptid in like, two seconds."

"no kidding."

Me too

This is so true

I know we'd all love a Keeper convention (other than Shannon's book tours), but it would definitely end in fans physically fighting other fans.

You know what? Reblog with why you'd fight someone at Keepercon.

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

OC REDESIGN!!!!

YAYAYYAY IT'S BEEN 5 MONTHS NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME😈😈😈

New lore, She's apparently an assassin/Exorcist under the jade emperor's order, since she's capable to kill but would die at some point, she will, she's pretty strong but she's also weak of the strongest being such as swk, macaque, the hell she'll die if she mess with mk tf💀, so she's not that special of a character and just kills for a job life to maintain rent:3

HER ABILITIES!!!!!!

As no one knows, Nare is a smoke demon:D!!! so it's pretty obvious why this is her healing method, plus not only the bombs only heals her it can also it also makes her stronger like merging with the smoke, getting bigger like macaque's smoke monster. But if she runs out of it, fire smoke can be also exceptional!

So like I had the inspiration in an anime, so basically when she detached some parts of her body, it's transforms into any weapon possible, the bigger part she detached the bigger weapon. But she mainly uses the scythe more since she's an assassin/Exorcist:D!!! Like death itself:3 to demons only

Ye ye, I like this one a lot:3 inspiration from Rapunzel the series Cassandra:D! But red obsidian>:3 (idk if that actually exist but SHHSHSHSH Delulu is the solulu)

Just for her to make her job easier to hunt down the demons she was scented to kill:3

Bonus new lore:

Not biologically but emotionally:333 but only nare feels that but nezha just sees her as a coworker/friend, she kept calling "father" because nezha took care of her like one,he manage her life to be better cuz he found her dying on the ground 🥹,but nezha just can't picture himself as a father since uhhh... *cough* *cough* iykyk