Thinking Of The Larger Context Of LOTR And Like, The Fellowship Swapping Old War Stories And Shit And

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

I’m confused

The golden guard mask only who only shows up in the last episode of season one but in hollow mind they show that the golden guard has been throughout all of the boiling aisles history

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

i am so thankful for you (yes you)

I was able to get the Nimona graphic novel from the library and read it the other day! And it was INCREDIBLE. And I also have Thoughts. (More like delayed live-reactions.)

Under a cut because there are lots of photos!

The Agency sent me

Right off the bat, this reminded me of Starkid haha. That's when I knew this was gonna be good.

Can toss

I love when this happens. It's so satisfying, even when you're watching another person make the throw.

D o e s i t K I L L P E O P L E

Nimona's got her PRIORITIES straight!

Wait and see

Us: Are we there yet?

Neil: Wait and see and/or We'll get there when we get there

Evil mad scientist

Mad scientist = crazy crazy sexy. No wonder Ambrosius fell head over heels. Mad scientists my beloved 🥰🥰

Sir Goldenloin's codpiece

I don't even know what to say about this lmao. I almost cackled out loud in a cemetery, that's how funny this was xD (Don't question why I was in a cemetery--I was reading with my late grandma.)

Also please tell me Nimona was the reporter because that would be hilarious. I know it's heavily implied, but I am having trouble figuring out if it's actually her lol.

Science nerd 2.0: Anatomy nerd

I became so obsessed with anatomy after taking a dual credit course my junior year of high school. My teacher was fabulous and made the class so fun.

Anyway yeah, I am 100% Ballister here hahaha.

Robbing a bank

I adore this little chaos gremlin, her chaos reminds me so much of my own xD

World Domination

This was such a fun scene to watch, I'm so glad it was just as fun in the novel! I love this scene.

Fuck the Director

Does what it says on the tin. Fuck the Director.

And poor Ambrosius' lil blush 🥺🥺 Someone get him out of there.

Homoerotic swordfight

HOMOEROTIC SWORDFIGHT

Communication

Finally they're COMMUNICATING. Thank fuck, I was about ready to slap them both haha. Communication is severely underrated.

If I don't make it

The-- the classic-- The "I love you" before a big battle-- Because you know one or both of you might not make it-- ARRRGGHHH I ADORE THESE TWO. WHO GAVE ND STEVENSON THE RIGHT.

Baby shark (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

She's not a girl, she's a SHARK *chomp chomp*. The shark drawing made me so fucking happy.

EARRING

Men in earrings. MEN IN EARRINGS. Need I say more?

Someone please give me more art of Ambrosius in earrings, please and thank you.

Awww this was so sweet. I love this shot of the two of them.

This was such a good fucking book. Go read it if you have the ability to!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

🫵🫵🫵

it doesn't matter if today isn't your "actual birthday"

I don't really care about details like that

happy birthday!!!! you are loved, please do something nice for yourself today 🎉

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa I love this so much

Out of context angst things... 👀

"We have to stop them," Aja breathed, her voice riddled with fear. "They're going to kill eachother."

"J-Jim!" Toby yelled, gripping Warhammer so tightly his knuckles turned white. "Jim stop!" He finally managed to move his legs and started sprinting down the hill towards them just as Douxie was thrown halfway across the field.

Jim had lost his sword, Excalibur embedded in the dirt a few yards away. He caught Douxie by the wrist as the wizard came at him with another spell and flipped him over his shoulder. He pressed his knee to Douxie’s chest, holding his wrist at a certain angle, kneeling on his other arm so he couldn't move. He had one of his glaives at Douxie’s throat.

"Jim!" Toby screamed. He was still running. "Jim stop, you're gonna kill him!"

But it was like Jim hadn't even heard him.

"You and I both know," Jim said lowly, breathing hard. "That you can't beat me. Why are you trying so hard to save her?"

Douxie glared at him, blood spilling down from the gash in his forehead, and from the corner of his mouth. "It's not about her, Jim." His eyes held a glassy look, and Jim realized with a punch of guilt to his gut that he probably gave Douxie a concussion. "It's about you."

"What- OOF!"

Toby tackled Jim off of Douxie and onto the ground, holding his best friend down by the shoulders. The others weren't far behind.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" Claire demanded, helping Douxie sit up.

"What the fuck, Jim!" Toby screeched. "You could've killed him!"