Food?

Dad!AU

Finally decided to make the storyline of this AU.

As Pigsy walked into the orphanage, he was greeted with playful kids running around in the halls. "Children! Behave now we have a guest!". A pretty lady in a white dress over by the counter signaled them to leave and go play in their room. Pigsy walked over to greet her. "I presume your here to adopt some kids?" she asked him. "Yeah I'm here to adopt one" he replied to her. "Alright sir right this way" she signaled him to follow her, down a hallway there were lots of rooms and children playing,chasing,sharing toys, and drawing on the walls.

She led me to a room with a few children in them. One specific kid caught my attention, definetly wouldn't miss this kid from a far. "Tang get down from there!" she called him who was on top of a tall bookshelf. This kid seemed to be the more curious type and to get in trouble a lot, out of all the kids here he and another one seemed to stick out from the crowd. "Okay Miss!" he replied while climbing down the bookshelf knocking some books or toys on the shelf to the ground. Carefully climb by climb, at one point the kid almost lost his footing and scared the life out of me, luckily he got down safely on the ground with a small grunt."This is Tang, we are currently trying to find him a family for a while now" she told me that and a few extra details, I couldn't remember much of it since I was fixated on the kid. Something about him made me smile. "Well what is your decision sir? We could keep looking at-" "no there's no need, I'd like to adopt him". A smile shot her face, she seemed delighted that Tang was finally getting adopted.

From across the room, a little girl in a green hoodie heard the news and ran to where Tang is. It both startled Pigsy and the caretaker. "Ah I frogot to mention, this little one likes Tang a lot". "Im Tang! This is my friend Mei!" Tang introduced him and Mei to Pigsy. Pigsy noticed that Mei doesn't want to let go of Tang, they seem like close friends. "Now, follow me sir for the adoption papers" she walked to the doorway signaling for him and Tang to follow. "Actually Miss, I think I'd like to adopt one more kid. Mei, would you like to be adopted?" Mei's face was surprised but happy at the same time. Tang seemed really happy from this. After following the caretaker with Tang and Mei, Pigsy filed the adoption papers and were ready to go. Tang and Mei grabbed there stuff and said goodbye to the other kids in the orphanage. "Ready to go?" He asked them. They both replied with a nod and walked towards the entrance.

As soon as Pigsy step foot out of the orphanage, Tang immedietly ran off with Mei tagging along. Pigsy didn't notice cause he was checking a list for things to buy for them, but when he did, the kids are gone. "Oh for christ sake". Not even 5 minutes and he already lost the kids. He knew this is gonna be a regular thing thats gonna happen.

Oh well, things are gonna get a lot more livelier with them around the shop. Not that im complaining.

Might make a part 2 who knows

New Monkie Kid AU idea

Self control? I don’t know her

This au it’s basically a parents au, where Pigsy is Bajie, he’s still a demon, he still has his noodle shop, but he’s disguised as a human.

One day he just finds a kid on his doorstep and decided to take him in (MK) Sandy and Wukong are still around, both disguised as humans when they have to go outside their houses, but they also take care of MK when Pigsy had to work

Fast forward to when MK is ten, and Pigsy meets Tang. They dance around each other for a while until they finally go on a date and Pigsy starts to become paranoid because “what if he finds out I’m a demon and he hates me” without know that Tang is a goddam monsterfucker

While the two of them spent time together, MK is left to Wukong’s care. They spend some time in a park MK really likes and where he also makes a friend, Mei.

Weirdly enough, Mei’s parents are never anywhere in sight, to the point that Wukong wonders if she even has parents in the first place, but she tells him that her guardian is usually nearby even if you don’t see him.

Meanwhile, on Wukong’s romantic end, after years Macaque finally rears his ugly head and the two meet pretty much by coincidence. But strange enough the monkey doesn’t try to stay with Wukong for as long as he can like he used to do in the past, he actually tries to go away as soon as possible.

One day Mei gets invited to MK’s house and Wukong accompanies them there, and he spends some time with his brother (and he may or may not tease him about his crush). While to two kids talk Mei tells her friends how she lost her parents in a fire 4 years, and her guardian took care of her since then (which is partially a lie, because she’s the one who stuck with this guy from the moment he saved her from the fire until he gave up leaving her somewhere).

Fast forward almost a year after that conversation and Wukong meets Macaque by coincidence again, but this time he’s not alone. Sitting on his shoulder, like it was the most normal thing, was Mei telling him about how her day had been. And this was the guy who said he didn’t want kids! (and the reason why the two of them broke up in the first place) Add to that the story of Mei’s parents dying and Wukong came to the worst possible conclusion!

So far this is all I got, there is a little bit of Freenoodle angst in there too, some good “Sandy is a good uncle” content. Mei also gets kidnapped at one point and Macaque gets to go apeshit and save “totally not his daughter stop saying that Peaches” Somehow Red gets also involved but I don’t know how