Hell Its Me

Why is no one talking about dean literally almost telling Cas he loves him at the beginning of his Cas prayer soliloquy

*later on Legends, idk when exactly but it needs to happen*

Nate: Zari please love me.

Zari: Ok no offense Nate but my brother has a crush on you that’s against the sibling code.

Behrad: NO I DONT WAit since when do you respect the sibling code

Zari: Since I have a crush on Charlie anyway so you can have Nate.

Behrad: But I screwed Charlie

Zari: Before they met me

Charlie: Are you guys treating this like a Pokémon game of who’s screwing who?

Zari, confidently: Yes.

Behrad, simultaneously but less confidently: Yes.

Charlie:

Charlie: Well anyway Z I’m down. ;D

Zari: :D

Nate, still processing: Wait B you have a crush on me?

Behrad: whAT NO I DONT!

Zari and Charlie: Yes you do.

Behrad: NO I DONT!

Charlie: You’ve had me turn into Nate so you can practice flirting with him.

Zari: While I didn’t know that I’m still not blind little brother.

Nate: I thought you were straight.

Charlie: Bold of you to assume anyone on this ship is straight.

Zari: If it’s anyone it’s Mick.

Charlie: Oh he’s not but yeah if it had to be someone.

Nate: But I’m straight.

Zari and Charlie: No you’re not.

Behrad: Bro... I mean... whatever that thing you’ve got going on with Ray is... it’s not straight.

Zari: Yeah even if it’s not official you guys have serious sexual tension.

Nate:

Nate: RAYYYY!

Ray, coming into the room: What?

Nate: Please tell our friends we have nothing going on as far as sexual tension.

Ray: WE DONT???

Nate:

Ray:

Nate: Wait.

Nate, suddenly realizing that maybe he’s been crushing on Ray this whole time and if that’s what a crush really feels like then—: Ohhhh. Yeah, B you wanna go out some time?

Behrad, shooketh: Wait seriously?

Zari and Charlie: *high-five a very confused Ray*

it would’ve been much better if the new one would not be Lucy but Lena

A great crossover fanfic would include the following :

Crowley and Aziraphale are married and are Castiel’s parents (and Crowley tolerates Dean for the sake of his son). While Dean and Cas are married and are trying to raise Stiles and they struggle (mostly Dean does) to accept that Stiles and Derek are dating.

Someone please write this, I will be externally grateful! :)

100 years old virgin is the description of Edward Cullen

The snake story 😹

Cas: Go Fuck yourself, Dean.

Dean: Fuck me yourself, coward.

Cas: If you insist.