Xeltvasen - I’m A Mess

Sam: Dean, you need to know how to pray.

Dean: I do pray!

Sam: Sexting Castiel through your mind is NOT praying!

Dean: ;)

🐰🏹 I choose love. Alice recalls saying those words months ago when faced with the alternative. There was no moment of hesitation, just unfaltering conviction; there was, indeed, no choice at all. It was easy, looking between her father and her love, each holding one of her hands and showing her what family really did for each other. She’s never once wondered what could have been if she’d chosen another path, never regretted a moment spent with those who truly, deeply care for her. And now, on the day of her wedding, with her friends all gathered and her dear papa watching proudly, eyes brimming with tears, she says the words again. It’s a promise to Robin, that she chose love over all else, and that she will do so again and again, every single day for the rest of their lives and beyond. I’ll choose love every time, and I’ll choose you.

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jk rowling: sirius and remus never dated

me: ok, boomer

want it

ohh his hands

*later on Legends, idk when exactly but it needs to happen*

Nate: Zari please love me.

Zari: Ok no offense Nate but my brother has a crush on you that’s against the sibling code.

Behrad: NO I DONT WAit since when do you respect the sibling code

Zari: Since I have a crush on Charlie anyway so you can have Nate.

Behrad: But I screwed Charlie

Zari: Before they met me

Charlie: Are you guys treating this like a Pokémon game of who’s screwing who?

Zari, confidently: Yes.

Behrad, simultaneously but less confidently: Yes.

Charlie:

Charlie: Well anyway Z I’m down. ;D

Zari: :D

Nate, still processing: Wait B you have a crush on me?

Behrad: whAT NO I DONT!

Zari and Charlie: Yes you do.

Behrad: NO I DONT!

Charlie: You’ve had me turn into Nate so you can practice flirting with him.

Zari: While I didn’t know that I’m still not blind little brother.

Nate: I thought you were straight.

Charlie: Bold of you to assume anyone on this ship is straight.

Zari: If it’s anyone it’s Mick.

Charlie: Oh he’s not but yeah if it had to be someone.

Nate: But I’m straight.

Zari and Charlie: No you’re not.

Behrad: Bro... I mean... whatever that thing you’ve got going on with Ray is... it’s not straight.

Zari: Yeah even if it’s not official you guys have serious sexual tension.

Nate:

Nate: RAYYYY!

Ray, coming into the room: What?

Nate: Please tell our friends we have nothing going on as far as sexual tension.

Ray: WE DONT???

Nate:

Ray:

Nate: Wait.

Nate, suddenly realizing that maybe he’s been crushing on Ray this whole time and if that’s what a crush really feels like then—: Ohhhh. Yeah, B you wanna go out some time?

Behrad, shooketh: Wait seriously?

Zari and Charlie: *high-five a very confused Ray*

I like it. The whole Clark Kent look.