Xeltvasen - I’m A Mess

"Африканцы говорят, я ваш большой папочка, русские говорят — несите водку"

The snake story 😹

Stiles: You know, they say it takes six seconds of sustained eye contact to tell if you're in love with someone or if they plan on killing you.

Derek: *stars at Stiles for six seconds*

Stiles: Should I be excited or terrified?

Anywhere Place by ogeemattyb

Rating: Teen and Up

Word Count: 75711

What if Stiles was the same age as Derek when he started to fall for Kate. What if Stiles befriended the wolves without knowing what they were. What if Stiles became Laura’s best friend. What if on their way to find each other they fell in love.

-Or-

The one where I wanted everyone alive and happy. So I aged up Stiles and changed the story a bit.

oh shit

This is the only thing I took out of the new episode

Margaret Cho: Trolls Who Call Me ‘Fat And Ugly’ Are Admitting Defeat

Margaret Cho has a simple philosophy for dealing with degrading comments about herself: If you’re debating a woman and you stoop to calling her “fat” or “ugly,” you’ve already lost the argument.

The comedian explains how to turn misogynist attacks into a “more palatable and pleasurable” experience.

want it