Okay But Hear Me Out Like Imagine After They Left Garth's House And Were Stuck In The Impala, They're

When Minnie gets sorted

(A howler arrives in front of Minnie) (Whispers start up around the table)

Doris Galene: Is that from your parents?

Minnie: Yeah (*She starts to open it when it comes to life)

Howler(Sirius): LISTEN HERE YOUNG LADY! THIS BETTER BE THE ULTIMATE PRANK! SLYTHERIN? ARE YOU REALLY IN SLYTHERIN?

Howler(Remus): (in the background) Sirius quit dancing. and get off the table you wet dog!

Howler(Sirius): DOESN’T MATTER ABOUT THAT ANYWAY, I’M PROUD OF YOU KIDDO SEE YOU LATER!

(The howler rips itself up once the letter was finished) (The Great Hall was silent)

(Minnie bursts out laughing and continues to eat)

Doris Galene: Are they always like that?

Minnie: You have no idea

The true story of Tony Stark’s death. 

(The stakes in my universe are SO high, y’all.)

izzie: can you turn on the light?

casey: i don’t have to. you’re the only light i need in my life.

izzie: newton, sweetie, i can’t fucking see

devil may happy :)

if adam ever saw kate again,,, he wouldn’t be able to be alone with her without having being scared. cause the last time he saw ‘her’ was when he was eaten alive by the ghoul version of her.

Do not ever disobey him

Margaret Cho: Trolls Who Call Me ‘Fat And Ugly’ Are Admitting Defeat

Margaret Cho has a simple philosophy for dealing with degrading comments about herself: If you’re debating a woman and you stoop to calling her “fat” or “ugly,” you’ve already lost the argument.

The comedian explains how to turn misogynist attacks into a “more palatable and pleasurable” experience.

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he’d get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

SUPERNATURAL (2005) | created by Eric Kripke