I Dug Through Some Old Boxes. I Don’t Have A Lot Of Stuff From The Old Days, But I Did Find This. I

SH fans: Pandora!

SH writers: *reveals she was doing it for her hubby all along*

SH fans: WE WANT ICHABBIE!

SH writers: *danabbie, joenny, crane/interchangeable bland chick*

SH fans: Well we love Joe at least!

SH writers: *kills Joe*

SH fans: JUST DON'T BRING BETSY TO THE PRESENT FFS WE HATE HER

SH writers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“I beat this, didn’t I?”

Abbie’s return to the catacombs with Crane | Ichabbie | Sleepy Hollow 3.17

some random: how long are you going to be bitter about sleepy hollow?

me:

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Raise your hand if you want Sleepy Hollow to be cancelled after that train wreck of a season finale

Sleepy Hollow

Yeah, spoilers. This is a hate letter. 

I’m almost 47 years old. And this is the first time in my history with television  that a single episode of something has made me regret ever watching a show to start with. I regret the time I spent on Sleepy Hollow. Because they just erased everything I loved about it with a single swipe. 

The Witnesses were the heart. How they were always there for each other. They came as a PAIR. You cannot kill one. That undermines every moment that one saved, supported or protected the other. All those “destinies entwined, we found each other, I do what you do, we will always be certain” moments have been undermined by her death. They’ve killed the beating heart of it, the bond that we’ve all been there for. 

If Nicole wanted out, they should have thought about the whole point of the show and either let them both live and ended it, or killed them both and ended it, or even killed them both and moved one with two new witnesses. ANY of that would have been better than killing one and leaving one alive, because that’s not what we’ve been here for over the last 3 years. 

The Witnesses, together, are the show. They’re a matched pair, a set, for better or worse. By killing Abbie and leaving Ichabod to carry on, they’ve stabbed the heart of the show and made every wonderful partnership moment meaningless. 

I am in awe that I cared more about the integrity of the show and the characters than the writers. But that’s fixed now, because I regret ever watching it. That is how much the death of Abbie Mills has soured me on the entire universe. I don’t even want to read fanfic. I am forever ruined on this show and its world. I never thought they could manage that, but god damn, they did. 

Goodbye Sleepy Hollow. And fuck you. (ANd if you’re renewed, and the new witness is white, I hope you all drop your genitals into a blender bye)

A Broken-Hearted Ex-Fan

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