All This Collective Energy Spent Razzing Ford’s Love Life, And Not A Single New Dramatic Author Meme

I’m now refusing to feel apologetic for posting dumb stuff like this instead of actual content because apparently you weirdos (affectionate) like my bullshit

This isn’t the first time I’ve done these (and I doubt it’ll be the last), so here’s the others

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WAIT since the frobots seem to be capable of free will… Imagine Darcy caught a butler bot sabotaging her and it said, “have fun with that, flip phone!” in its little fucking accent before flying out a window. She stood there speechless for a second then spluttered and ran over to the ledge to shout, “WELL, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!” She grumbled then turned to stomp out of the room but spun back around and quickly added, “WALL-E!!!!!” in the most wrathful tone possible.

I’ve never seen anyone else write, draw, or even mention this concept so I’ve got a hot take for y’all:

Darcy comes up with all sorts of fun derogatory names to call their frobots.

Like imagine one can’t find something they told it to grab for them and they scream, “IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, YA WAFFLE IRON!!”

Or a bot bumps against them in the hall and they shove it out of the way and say “Watch it, roomba!”

Or a couple are trying to lift something and Darcy sighs and goes, “You pathetic crockpots, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!!”

It’s even in character imo. I mean Darcy has Marcy’s memories from Earth so they’d still know plenty of household appliances to compare some bots to hehe.

Hi.

*tosses these at the ground before retreating to my tide pool*

More parts (if you’re into that shit)

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Happy Dannypocalypse to you alllllll!!!!!-

Ok but this is funny cuz I’d totally call Darcy an “ugly piece of shit” but in an affectionate way. Like a “they’re such a horrendous cockroach creature and I love them for that” kinda thing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UGLY /pos

Based on the @toh-tagteam-au!!

I had the gorgeous idea of both Hunter and Luz doing the classic Golden Guard “BYEEEE” at the same time and…. This happened XD

This drawing took a while lol. I guess I was in a perfectionist-y mood and couldn’t stop refining the sketch as if it were lineart…. (help)

Also here’s a Backup sketch cuz idk if I’ll finish the drawing I drew this for XD

Happy Father’s Day to my favorite collection of genocidal old men!!

Cuz like… Andrias’s dad is in The Core

Incorrect Tagteam Quotes :>

Based on the @toh-tagteam-au!! (which I love with all my heart) *Hunter and Luz looking at a locked gate into a park* Hunter: Aw. :( Luz: You know what they say. Hunter: Please don’t- Luz: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Hunter: Frick-

Hunter: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? Luz: They're for Backup Hunter: Why are you making pancakes for Backup? Luz: He doesn't know how

Luz: Ow! Hunter: What’s wrong? Luz: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Hunter: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

In honor of the art book, huge shoutout to this ask I got like 2 years ago that I intended to answer but just never finished cuz. Holy shit there’s so many

These are the points I drafted:

And yeah that’s not even including the metric crapton of Losing Marbles stuff me and Froggy have come up with. I can also think of plenty of canon-timeline ones that I didn’t mention but am too lazy to add now.

:D

Happy Dannypocalypse everyone!