THE FUCKING EXPENSIVE $295,372.13 CAR AND THE FUCKING RICH OWNER EVERYBODY

imagine chifuyu really sick and reader going to take care of him, and hes just really out of character and saying the things that crosses his mind because he has no filter thanks to the fever

LMAO WAIT IM SO GLAD YOU GAVE ME THIS POWER

chifuyu pressing his face into your stomach while he’s laying on your lap and you flinch when you feel something moist glide over your stomach. you’re like “wtf chifuyu did you just lick me” and he mumbles “you smell good” knowing damn well he can’t smell a thing. you ask him what he means, but he’s already passed out and drooling on your thigh

chifuyu sprawled on the kitchen floor with his eyes shut and murmuring “man, what i would give to lick peanut butter off your spine”

chifuyu staring mindlessly at the wall and asking “do you ever wonder what happens after we die?” like bruh just take the fucking medicine

it’s 3 AM and you choke on a sip of water when you spot chifuyu’s shadow standing in the dark doorway like 🧍 and he just fiddles with the hem of his shirt and mumbles “i threw up”

him laying on you and murmuring incoherently, and you cease all movement when you hear him grumble “i knew i should’ve beat takemichi’s ass”

him forgetting you have a pet and waking up to see its beady eyes staring at him and flinching like “yo what the fUCK is that”

Childe<3

-i know this tiktoker lmao thanks

★_# 羽宮和虎レイアウト 🌟📝 (REQ) ♡

(some of) Lee and Chrome route pics from BOE(Ballad of Eden)!!

Idk but im bored, do you bros/pals want me to open reqs? Or just send me any i'll see what i can dl w it 👍(i'll upgrade my navi if i got one)

FFFUCCKK I ACCIDEJTALLY POSTED YHE CHILDE DRAFT.

Now how do i return it to the draft:/

CUMNADOESS 😋

falling in love with him (mwah mwah mmwhawnmhawha) childe pppoookikeikeieke modern au? reader is like childe's age dwdwdwdwdw not proofread and uhhh uh idfk cumnados OH AND GN READER

childe "im hurrying!' you screamed to your best friend venti, you both were going out to eat for your 21st birthday at this relatively fancy restaurant with a few of your friends. a pretty basic birthday tradition, still a good one nonetheless. so there you are, getting a ride in venti's car all the way to xxx restaurant, music on full volume, and the windows rolled down. 'TURN HERE VENTI.' trying to scream over the loud music, venti managed to hear you, turning left into the restaurant and seeing 10 to 15 of your friends outside waving you over for a picture. 'SMILE!' beido screamed, snapping a picture of everybody around you, with big smiles. 'can we eat now im fucking starving~' venti said, tilting his head back and groaning. opening the door, the cool air reached you with a sigh of relief, your guys' table was cleaned and ready for whatever mess you guys were going to make out of it. everything was...fine, no it was amazing. everybody was laughing, drinking, and telling funny stories whilst waiting for the waiter to come and start the orders. 'alright, who wants to order first?!' you look up from the menu, and god dawhm...he was a tall and handsome and muscle ginger. 'y.n you can go first!' kaeya waved towards you to go ahead and order your drink. 'ill have some uh..margarita..?' you spoke, the handsome guy laughed, you read his name tag 'ajax' and then scribbles of 'childe' placed above his name. 'and your id?' 'i..oh yea!' fumbling in your back pocket, your friends laughed silently, watching you fall for the waiter you'll probably see 2 times in your life.

handing your id over to the handsome man, he smiled 'happy birthday!' while handing it back, moving on to take drink orders from the rest of your friends, you simply smiling and daydreaming about this newfound ''ajax'' 'ill be right out with those!' he spoke, putting his pen pad back into the apron he was wearing, hurrying back into the kitchen.

just as he left your friends burst into laughter, making fun of you (lovingly) and you laughed along with them, still a bit embarrassed. 'he's coming back~' kaeya leaned over and wispered into your ear, causing your head to shoot up looking at him coming over with a black shirt that was to tight for him (please get this man a bigger size.) ajax started putting the glasses down on the table, asking where this and that goes, and last but not least your drink comes along, so you took a sip just as he was leaving, then spit it out. all of your friends broke out in laughter, including ajax. whilst you start apologizing to everyone around you who now has margarita and spit on their pants and shirt. 'it appears you weren't quite ready for your first drink dear?' ajax came behind your with a cloth while everybody picked up their glasses to make his job easier. everybodys laughter died down, but you were just focusing on how he called you dear, do you call a stranger dear? maybe he's just being friendly? your mind was quite flustered, but all went over smoothly, and instead, you just took sips of everybody else's drink. and here ajax comes again, you took deep breaths in order to not embarrass yourself in front of him again. 'alright food orders? more alcohol?' everybody goes around with their food orders and some alcohol orders. 'and for you, big 21?' 'can i have...a cheeseburger, yea a cheeseburger.' looking up from your menu he was slyly smiling at you while writing your order down, not even looking at the paper. 'ill be right out with those!' he sliped away into the crowd of waiters, and into the kitchen doors, you let out a sigh. 'you should ask for his number if you love him so much.' albedo spoke, sipping on his drink. 'you know what! i will!' getting the confidence, the next time he comes over, you'd ask for his number.

well time passes, and passes, and passes terribly slow, you were having a good time no doubt about it, but you were scared for the next time ajax would walk over with the food. and as if it was planned, ajax walked in carring a plater of food. 'ok and here we have a cheeseburger, then a xxxx and....' as he matched the food with each face you mustered up the courage to ask him 'excuse me...ajax?' he turned back around at the call his name 'yes?' 'can i have your number..imeanyoudonthavetogiveittomethatsfineiwasjustwandering' fumbling with your hands, your friends were grinning with excitement, waiting for his answer he just chuckled and pulled out some paper. 'of course~' writing his number down on the paper, he put it next to your plate and rushed away to grab another order from a table to the right of you. 'you actually did it!' kaeya laughed, and nearly everybody joined in. 'that proves you albedo!' you said, pointing at him 'i never doubted you.' monotone voice as always. still sipping on his drink, staring at everybody else in the restaurant. finally, you looked at the paper as everyone kept on their conversations about this and that. the paper was messily ripped out of a pass order with barely legible numbers on it with a 'call me!' with arrows pointing to the numbers, this made you smile as you shoved the piece of paper in your pocket, waiting to call him when you got home.

time passed with multiple laughs and it was time to go home, after having cake and singing happy birthday, kaeya drove you home since venti was too drunk to even walk. 'are you going to call him?' 'of course i am!' you spoke, looking out the window of the car, fumbling with the piece of paper in your pocket. slowing down at your driveway, kaeya droped you off at your house.

when you got inside you kicked your shoes off and hurried to call him. jumping on your bed, you kicked your feet back and forth like some girl from a 2000s' movie. 'ok 1..2..3!' you press the call button and the ringer went two maybe three times before a voice picked up. 'hello?' your eyes widen, you never thought he'd pick up, it was the middle of the night for fucks sake! 'hi...this is y.n. the guy you uh, gave your number to at xxx' your voice was stumbling over every other word. laughter was heard from the other end of the line 'that guy who spit his drink out! of course, how could i forget someone like you!' you stood there shocked, was that a compliment or an insult? 'i find it cute don't worry~' leaning into the phone, you could hear him chuckling at the end of his statement. 'well uh.. what are you doing right now ajax?' you asked, getting changed into pajamas. 'nothing much, getting off work. what about you y.n?' 'getting ready to sleep.' you answered dully, the excitement and nervousness of calling ajax was now gone, and you were getting tired. 'so! are you free on sunday? maybe for dinner?' that caught you off guard. 'yea...i am..' 'see you then!' the beep of the phone hit your ears as you smiled, you finally got a boyfriend

I decide to make my own commandant OC! 😆

So I can ship him with everyone huehue

Meet Jekyll, Gray Raven Commander

Here some basic information about him:

Name : Jekyll

Age : 24

Gender : Male

Height : 177 cm

Weight : 62 kg

Blood type : O

Birthday : 18th March

Service time : 3 years

Likes : food especially sweets, games, books, stars, Gray Raven & Strike Hawks, cat

Let's undress him, shall we?

(It's a bit long tho, u can skip if u just want to know his basic info :D)

When I wrote "undress him" I mean "literally" ;)

His clothes would consist a combat jacket, with a tight gray shirt and sleeveless turtleneck underneath, fingerless glove on his right hand and gun holster. (I'm suck at explaining things lmao sorry)

"Accuracy and precision. Steady breath and calm minds. Focus and aim. That's what it takes for me to be able to stand with them." - Jekyll

Information about him:

He's totally different from his appearance. He seems cold and arrogant, but he's actually humble and loyal. Everyone who get to know him would describe him as easygoing and playful even.

Big eater. He and Camu had eating contest together. It was a tie.

He likes sweets. But due to his poor childhood life he will eat anything as long as it's edible. He hates wasting food. Spicy food is okay, but he prefers not to eat too much.

The white strands on his hair are because of genetics. He tried to dye it, but found it troublesome after and leave it be.

Can use any kind of firearms. His choice is a sniper rifle so he can observe the surroundings first before mission and support the team. His second choice is dual guns.

Has bad eyesight. During off-duty he'd wear his glasses. Asimov made some special contact lens for on-site mission so he can see clearly. But if he wears it too long, it can irritated his eyes and causing migraine.

Gray Raven gave him a glasses after Lee saw him crash the door multiple times. Lee tried to modify the glasses with multifunction feature (alarm, communicator, UV light, flashlight, x-ray vision, music player) but Jekyll reject the idea.

Likes to read book. Mainly fiction and classic literature. He and Chrome would always discuss the books they just read and exchange opinions whenever they met.

A gamer. Would sneak into Kamui's room to play with him. It always ended up with either Lee or Chrome scolding both of them.

Always prioritize others more than himself. He wouldn't hesitate to charge ahead if someone need help without thinking about his safety.

Has severe insomnia. The most hours he can sleep is about 3-4 hours a day.

Pamper his team A LOT; giving Lucia and Liv gifts, and walking around with Lee looking for materials for his new robot.

Somehow has a dark sense of humour. Only Camu would laugh at his jokes.

Even though he's kind to everyone, it was hard for him to trust someone. Only Gray Raven and Strike Hawk members he trusts fully.

Can cook basic meals. Really interested in culinary art. Whenever he visits Forsaken, he'd quietly observer Watanabe whenever he's cooking.

Always showing his smile. But only those who close enough to him can tell which one is fake and which one is genuine.

Please take care of him! 😆

You remind me of Diluc, for some reason. The sorta canon Diluc where he's pretty mellowed out (until the story picks up) and talks nicely, calmly to the Traveler. And then a rule is broken and your kinda cold (as you should, a rule was broken)!

*gasp* DILUC?! Somebody said i remind them of diluc?! Idk if i should be honored or confused, but anw yes i kinda agree on you.

Ong helo again, i want to req reverse streamer au w childe when the reader acc dies at the golden house where the traveller aka childe fight them amdjjsjsjs, i kinda wanna see how his reaction is. (Lets just say the liyue harbor osial attack was done by another hsrbinger)

Just this and if yoi dont write for angst or you dont wanna write this feel free to delete thsi req. (I got the request idea when j was reading your latest work, it was really good 🤸‍♂️)

Yeah give me that angst baybee im a sucker for sadness

I may be a bit bad at writing angst tho, its not my strongest in writing

Also i know you cant see in game bruises/scratches but lets just pretend they exist even out of cutscene

Lets pretend Y/n's little sibling in game is also named Teucer

-ˋˏ✄— Fallen Harbinger

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ Tartaglia x Reader [ Reversed + Streamer AU ! ]

Pronouns: they/them

"Farewell, Fallen Harbinger."

CW: Angst! Death! Mentions of blood!

.navigation. // .genshin impact masterlist.

'Go to the Golden House,' the quest read.

It had just been another regular day for Childe. Wake up, do his morning chores, then do his regular, messily scheduled streaming.

And, as per usual, he had been streaming Genshin Impact, a well known game in the streaming community.

"The Golden House? Uh, okay then..."

He stole a glance at his chat, who were telling each other to shut up, while some only asked what would happen in confusion. Spoilers were probably deleted by his mods.

"Chat, you're scaring me, chat. What the hell is going to happen? No, no, don't tell me, I don't think I want to know yet."

Something in his head screamd at him, as a cutscene played. His chosen traveller looked around the Golden House before stepping closer to the Exurvia of the former Geo Archon.

And then, in stepped familiar h/c hair, their e/c eyes devoid of light despite the golden mora shining within the Golden House.

"Hey! The lil skrunkly!" He whispered, low enough to not desturb the cutscene.

They conversed for a bit, before the cutscene ended and a battle began.

"Surreder is a valid option, I promise I'll be gentle."

Childe swallowed his saliva, laughing quietly to himself.

"Oh I am going to have fun. Maybe."

─𖠄࿐

The fight ended, and Childe was shaking in his seat. He had barely finished phase 3, getting disracted many times.

Another cutscene played, revealing a tired, worn out traveller. But Y/n was no better, not even on his level.

Standing across the traveller, now out of their Foul Legacy form, was same old Y/n, shaking in their place as scratches and bruises littered their skin.

"Hah, you've bested me. How... intriguing. You truely are...as strong as they say."

Childe, having a chill run up his spine, stared intelty at his screen, deathly quiet.

"La Signora has even praised you for your strength, even if she had not faught you herself, yet. Hah, to get a Harbinger's attention and praise... You sure are a special one, huh?"

─𖠄࿐

Having none of their energy remaining, Y/n collapsed to the floor, on their knees. They could see the traveller hesitate to approach them, but they spoke before he could move.

"Well? What are you waiting for? I may have overused Foul Legacy, and it wont be too long."

They spared a glance at the traveller, and even in their weakest moment, a competetive and mischievous glint shone in their once dull eyes.

"Go on. Aren't you going to kill me?"

The traveller's breath hitched, before they chuckled once again.

"Haha, only joking... Unless you're up to it, of course. I'm not quite a fan of dying to Foul Legacy, but after a fight with the oh so great traveller? It was a fight worth dying for, I guess."

Coughing, blood trickled down their chin, and they wiped it off with the back of their hand.

"May I be able to hope to see you again? To have another battle? Perhaps in the far future, perhaps never again at all..."

Taking a step forward, the traveller ceased his motion as the Harbinger raised a hand.

"No need. Whatever healing you might try to do would not work. Foul Legacy takes my energy, decreasing my life span. Perhaps I wasn't meant to live long, perhaps my only purpose was to serve the Tsaritsa."

A chuckle, breathy and tired and solemn and...happy.

Happy to have someone to pass one last message for them.

"Before you leave," they spoke. "You'll probably be able to find one or two of the Harbingers here. One of them would be summoning a god banished to the depths below. You cannot stop them. Or maybe you can. But, before you leave."

They looked up, and despite the scratches and blood on their face, their half lidded eyes shined a thousand times brighter than all the mora in the Golden House.

"My siblings... My mother, my father... Everyone..."

They smiled, brighter than their eyes. It was soft and kind and solemn and genuine and sad.

A million words spoke through that smile. A million messages, a million apologies, a million grateful thank yous. Directed to their family, their parents, their siblings.

A million farewells. Directed to everyone.

Directed to the traveller. To Childe.

"Give them one last goodbye for me, will you? A hug, for everyone. A kiss on the cheek, for mum and dad."

A smile, solemn and bright. But never remorseful, never faux.

"Tell Teucer I'm sorry."

Falling to their side, they collapsed on the ground with a thud, and the Golden House was deathly quiet.

─𖠄࿐

Childe stared at the screen. Eyes wide, mouth agape. If you looked close enough, you could see his shaking form as the cutscene ended.

Another quest popped up.

'Bid Y/n L/n a final goodbye.'

And he wailed in his seat.

Tears streamed down his cheeks, and he made it seem more dramatic to make people assume he wasn't really badly affected by their death.

"I— what— NO! My skrunkly! My little meow meow!"

He moved his character to stand in front of Y/n, an interact button popping up.

'Bid your farewells.'

He did so, seeing his character change to the traveller, who kneeled down beside Y/n. Paimon floated down to the ground, placing a hand on their head.

"...We promise you, Y/n. Your family will be alright."

Taking a flower, a Cecilia from Mondstadt, the traveller gingerly placed it atop their head.

"...We'll be going now, Y/n." He said, and stood up.

Childe had been quiet the whole time, and he could see his chat going wild on the corner of his eyes, all screaming 'NO' or 'o7' or anything alike.

"What the fuck!?" He exclaimed, not touching the game. Rolling his chair backwards a bit, he turned his head to chat, hands intertwined in front of his face, covering his mouth.

He wiped his teary eyes and wet cheeks, trying to find his voice.

"That was too early! I thought I could ignore the death flags until further!!" He exclaimed, staring directly at his face cam. Running a hand through his hair, he dramatically slouched on his chair, groaning loudly.

"Nooo! I would have protected them!"

Suddenly springing up from his seat, he wailed even louder.

"THEIR FAMILY!! THEY'RE GOING TO BE FUCKING DEVASTATED! And— and— their siblings! TEUCER!" He exclaimed.

"I'm sueing Mihoyo Hoyoverse what the fuck."

─𖠄࿐

@Tartaglia Tweeted!

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHY I— NOOOO

@ScaryMouche Tweeted!

@Tartaglia do u know how loud u are wailing up there??

@Tartaglia Tweeted!

THEY KILLED THEM SCARA THEY KILLED Y/N

@ScaryMouche Tweeted!

WE KNOW YOUVE BEEN FUKIN CRYING ABOUT IT FOR THE PAST HOUR

@ScaryMouche Tweeted!

Honestly if u didnt pay most of the rent Dottore probably would have kicked u out before you lasted an hour in this house

@Tartaglia Tweeted!

Guys who wants to come with me lets make a personal shrine for Y/n in our backyard

@IlDottore Tweeted!

@Tartaglia Do that and I will burn you and the shrine.

—PATCHWRK !