Just Having Some Drinks At The Local Saloon.

Omg omg pls Stalker Hidan X reader?

18+, stalker Hidan x reader, no gender specified, perverted tendencies, mentions of self pleasuring, obsession, underwear stealing and sniffing

❣︎the first time Hidan lays eyes on you, he’s hooked. Some could say it was love at first sight, and sure, maybe it was. But it’s much deeper than that. It’s obsession and possession

❣︎At first, it would be little things. You’d feel eyes on you but you’d always blow it off, as you live in a rather populated village. Then it moved to hearing noises in the night, thinking it’s the drinkers who pass by your apartment late at night. You just told yourself you were being paranoid and let it go

❣︎and that’s what Hidan loved about you. How you didn’t question anything. Not even when you noticed your underwear going missing. He had found a dark corner of your closet to watch you from, watching as you simply shrugged off another missing pair. Not to realize your precious stalker had them wrapped around his cock. Silently fisting himself to how adorable you seemed when you were oblivious

❣︎that same pair, he’d bust his load into before sneaking it into your laundry hamper later. Only to do the same the next day as he watches you do your laundry. Completely unaware of the small present he left for you

❣︎anytime he had to go away on a mission, he’d look at the many pictures he’s snapped of you. Keeping the stack of Polaroids in his wallet. Missing his little love while away.

❣︎of course when he’s alone, when his partner kakuzu went off to do whatever it is our grouch does, he’d use the one pair of underwear he stole from you before he left, smelling it as he wraps his hand around his cock. Your scent overwhelming him, causing him to cum quickly, his load covering his hand as he lets out a broken whimper into the fabric

❣︎now don’t even think about dating because Hidan is smart. He might not seem like it but he is. He’s an akatsuki member, they’re all smart. He’d let you have your little fun, allowing you to enjoy a first date or two, despite how jealous he is. But after that, he’d take care of them. Whether it’s paying them off, or much worse.

❣︎ hook ups are not happening. If you brought someone home, he’d cause a distraction somewhere in your home. Causing you to go out and see what’s making all that noise, just to find nothing. And by the time you’d make it to your bedroom again, your date was gone

❣︎now, on one particular interesting night, his obsession grew bigger. Hiding in his spot within your closet, watching as you buck and grind your hips against the pillow. Your hands gripping the fabric as adorable whines fell from your lips

❣︎Hidan feels that familiar ache, his pants growing uncomfortably tight against him. Using one hand to cover his mouth while the other strokes his cock under his pants, watching every one of your movements, enjoying the way your hips stutter as you cum.

❣︎but that’s not enough for you, you continue to hump your pillow, through your orgasm and into another one. Hidan’s pace quickens, stroking his cock faster, only to cum into his pants when he hears you say:

❣︎ “I know you’ve been watching me.”

(If anyone wants a part 2, please let me know. I’m wayyyy too into stalker shit🙂‍↕️☝🏻)

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