Why Is This Worded In The Funniest Way Possible. Everyone Knows Men Born After 1957 Can't Do Anything.

This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

mother, a monster is wearing my brother's skin

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Jack from the house that Jack built is Patrick Bateman's violently homophobic cousin.

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How to serve cunt and die in a God honoring way

This fucker unironically has limp bizkit as his favorite band, his idea of a first date with his very catholic girlfriend is to take her to a korn show and hold her on his shoulders. "Babe, you'd love kittie, it's a all girl band", meanwhile the babe in question only listens to Mariah Carrie

The babe in question is also head over heels for Italian Fred durst though, so it's okay

Hi, I would like to spread my propaganda of Secondo being a nu metal guy in the 90s, here you go

You need to open the door.

I have a surprise~!

Uh oh! Bad decision, Mark!

A little gift for @xk1llp0px of their OC Clarissa because I love their OC-

Alt version with her face paint:

Erm!!!!!!! Your honor they are important to me!!!!!

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

Hi jovier nation

Sorry for the ugly wip