John Gets Lice And Fleas

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

American Psycho is so popular on tumblr yet none of y’all acknowledge that Patrick Bateman has a bisexual sociopath little brother who just wants to fuck, suck, and attempt suicide

Having chronic illness is wild because you'll be like "oh God I feel terrible today, I'm so shaky and sweaty and I'm getting so tired from going up the stairs, my joints are killing me and I can't talk without losing my breath" and your friends are like "oh no!!! is there any way I can help??" and you gotta look back at them like "no there's actually nothing we can do it just does this sometimes"

white girls hunting me in packs

First Felon is kidnapping and trafficking.

#LanguageMatters ✨️racism✨️💫

It's no big deal.

Hey lol *drops this*

[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry