I Shall Force You To Unironically Declare That You're 'not Like Other Girls'

Neil Gaiman created a show called “Good Omelets” as a sequel to Good Omens and it was literally just the characters showing the viewer how to bake horribly. At least every other episode, the kitchen burned down.

A Very Smol Spamtong does a [Big Sniff.TM]

I'll make you accidentally cause a deluge of asks to flood your inbox about a fandom you don't know anything about

Scorpion in Your Tent 

One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member’s tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.

The question was a simple one: “There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?”

Army: “I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside.”

Navy: “I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside.”

Marines: “I’d bite its head off before cooking and eating it.”

Air Force: “I’d call down to the front desk and ask why there’s a tent in my hotel room.”

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 7

I thought the thing on the bottom was the Aperture logo at first, and thus, that Cave Johnson was the one yelling.

May all your favorite movies get absolutely horrible sequels

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

I just watched Sonic 3. Here's my review:

Hell yeah.