Xyaphrin - Hey Look, It's Me!

I mean, he isn't wrong.

"Oceans are big soups of death. ...And life."

-Oceanography professor

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 3

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 7

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.

Neil Gaiman created a show called “Good Omelets” as a sequel to Good Omens and it was literally just the characters showing the viewer how to bake horribly. At least every other episode, the kitchen burned down.

Me: "I really love how my health anxiety has gone away these past several months, I hope I never have to deal wi-"

Completely innocuous rash on foot:

Bonjour.

Me:

Me:

Me: fuck.