How Are My Sweetie Pees

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

What if you were leaving someplace after getting in an argument with some guy and while you were leaving he shouted "I fucking hate you and I hope it takes you forever to get home and I hope your car breaks down and when you finally get home I hope there's a bunch of guys there eating your food and trying to fuck your wife" and then it all happened exactly like that

Whenever I see an angry typed face like >:( I can never take it seriously. It looks like a grumpy little guy. It's like he's trying so hard to be angry but can't.

I mean, he isn't wrong.

"Oceans are big soups of death. ...And life."

-Oceanography professor

“69” is now known as “96”.

Thanks to inflation the cost of eating out has gone way up.

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 3

I'm unpowerhousing your mitochondria

How do professors feel when they make an exam that is too long?

I just came out of one and NOT A SINGLE PERSON finished it in time. Like, he said, "Five minutes left," and I'm just sitting there thinking, "THE FUCK YOU MEAN FIVE MINUTES? I HAVE THREE PAGES LEFT." Followed by me looking around and realizing that everyone else is still here, also stressed out.