I build an army
Cursed ring that makes you shit out a Chupacabra
Vivi: You want a latte or a caramel macchiato?
Arthur: I’m mature now. I only drink espresso shots.
Vivi: Why are your hands shaking?
Arthur: This is my fifth one. I may have a problem.
9 days before my birthday. I think the universe owes me a good birthday present
donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
Be safe y’all
Important if your in an abusive situation you can turn off this alarm
Please reblog to spread awareness
The little mental “oh fuck” is so perfect
Did Aziraphale just check out Crowley's arse when he bent over?
Why, yes. Yes, he did.
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
I’m fucking
let me tell you a story…
The Welcome Home fandom should not have as much of a death grip on my life as it does.
me: *emotionally invests in my video game spouse*
VGS: *glitches in a way proving they are but emotionless code*
me: by talos this can’t be happening