Latest Posts by ya-boi-oliver - Page 2
Best post ever
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Vivi: You want a latte or a caramel macchiato?
Arthur: I’m mature now. I only drink espresso shots.
Vivi: Why are your hands shaking?
Arthur: This is my fifth one. I may have a problem.
BLORBO FROM MY SHOWS
Take me to Your Blorbo 11×17 Poster • $10.00
Everyone has a Blorbo who’s yours? Seriously, who is it? I need to know right now. Take me to your Blorbo!
11 x 17″
Printed on archival matte paper
Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink
Shipped in heavy duty poster tube
Housewives in the fifties
me: *has hair in tight ponytail, hasn’t had any caffeine, has been staring at a screen for 8 hours, and hasn’t eaten*
also me: why tf does my head hurt
me: *emotionally invests in my video game spouse*
VGS: *glitches in a way proving they are but emotionless code*
me: by talos this can’t be happening
“If you can’t make your own baby, then store bought is fine”
but if I ever did give birth I would LOVE it when someone complimented my baby. because then I would get to say, "thanks! I made it myself"
It is to train you for the day they arrive
I hate it when bugs bite me. stop reminding me I'm edible
I love having no idea how to talk to real people
by: 越後屋心像
“Sex for Homework” by Mindless Self-indulgence, but instead of “cookies and cream”, they say “berries and cream” and the whole song is sang by the little lad.
Currently thinking about the time my grandma told my cousin to play happy music so she immediately played “Paint it Black” by The Rolling Stones and “Bullet” by Hollywood Undead
You ever have stomach pain so bad you dip tums into pepto like it’s fucking chips and salsa????
