CAPTAIN! ERENS ENJOYING IT!

pls read the zosan fic “utilities included” and enjoy sanji making his own life as miserable as possible in plain view of his new roommate

not to be an edgelord but sometimes i see tags like this and i wonder if i'm some kind of fucked up joker guy. like this is for real and not a bit? the hunger games was too dark for y'all at 12-16? at the target audience age it was written for? seriously?

Gotta write a fanfic so good he HAS to make them canon. Obviously

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

Jack: "Spencer... what are you doing?"

Spencer Middleton, who is actively burying a body: "Hot girl shit."

How else is Neil going to toss him around 🙄

Colin: you realize you can look like whatever you want, right?

Jason: yes. And what I want to look like is a short twink with a pointy chin.

This is them, in my imagination

(From Chemistry by Weike Wang)

I might have to make a Chemistry (by Weike Wang) AU for Clive and Jason. A short one, but an AU where Jason asks Clive to marry him.

(I’ve only read the sample on Amazon because I am waiting to go to a book store to buy it but I think it kinda fits. I like the analytical-ness of the narrator)

Jason getting jealous that Travis can share Earth science with Clive but he can’t.

Clive gets all excited, his eyes lighting up, all previous thoughts forgotten as he delves into earth magic. Meanwhile Jason isn’t even knowledgeable enough to explain something like gravity to him.

Better if Jason doesn’t even realize he likes Clive like that. He thinks he’s just jealous he can’t show off to his “best friend”

I mean, if I integrate the plot into a magical world it could work…

I thought of a fantastic fic name. Now what about the plot…

No one locks in like my students when admin walks into my room.

Admin will be right outside, in the doorway, and they’ll make frantic hand gestures at me like “cut the music!” And suddenly whatever they’re working on is the most interesting thing they’ve ever done. The room gets silent and they have an answer for every question I ask.

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